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  • You Know, I'd Kill for a Scone Right About Now

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    Car Crashes Into Bakery Customer – Watch more Funny Videos Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Gerald Ford, and now, Bakery Guy. Great physical comedy is all about the timing, as the video above aptly demonstrates. Source: [Break.com]

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  • That's What They Call That? Scrambled Eggs

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    Crosswalks are more than just places to line up for an impromptu stop light drag race, they also serve an important function in pedestrian safety, and provide instruction for the slower Boy Scouts in gaining their granny-helping-across-the-street badge. Usually, at a 4-way stop, the cross walks are a simple set of white lines with a…

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  • Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!

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    You know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can’t afford to sponsor a race car, so we bought one.

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  • Kill It With Fire: No Compromise, or All Compromise?

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    Always wanted an old Mk II Jaguar, but too terrified of the Prince of Darkness to take a chance? Now there may be a solution.

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  • What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

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    This is my garage. These are my cars- Thing One and Thing Two. Actually, that’s mean. I’d like you to meet my 1961 Austin Healey Sprite and 1975 Jensen Healey, or as the missus calls them, the money pits. Old cars are like black holes- they ravenously suck up all available resources, allowing nothing to…

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  • Craigslist Egregiousness: My Senior Prom Edition

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    If  this Craigslister had spent half the time they did dropping <br> tags in their ad on their pictures, we wouldn’t have to call them out for public mockery. Why my senior prom? Seemed promising at the outlook, but after what seemed like forever of waiting…a total letdown.

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  • Crap, Now We Need to Learn Russian by The End of the Year

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    Press play. Just do it. You’ll be treated to what looks like a mash-up of Transformers and Spiderman, but good. And in Russian, with a Volga. Then you’ll want to go here. A tip of the Stoli to Jonny L…no that’s too obvious. We’ll call him J. Lieberman over at Automoblog.

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  • Goat Chews on All-Natural Fuels

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    No no, it’s okay, we’re still a car blog. Bear with us.

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  • VW Car-B-Que Puts the Grill in the Back, Where it Belongs

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    VW Vortex member Thecleaner likes his VWs watercooled, but still pines for the days when the aircooled cars had their grills in the back. Having come across a clapped-out Cabriolet that was missing its top, he decided to set things right. He initially wanted to convert the car into a roadster but instead added a…

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  • Name That Part: Italian Stallion Edition

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    Here’s a chance to show off both your car parts knowledge, and your appreciation of high quality film entertainment. The following picture is a part from a car, and if it were still on that car, 98.2% of you would guess it in a nanosecond. That’s why it was dragged out, naked and alone, so…

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