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  • Disco Stu… apparently advertises now.

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    Thanks to Josh for pointing out this EXCELLENT 1978 Lincoln Continental. Apparently it is the Cartier Design series edition which is probably the real inspiration behind the Cartier American Tank line of watches… A daily-driver with under 100K miles on a 460 4bbl engine? The price is right at $500, so if you are in…

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  • Ohioans Set to Vote on Speed Cameras, Still Okay with Pictures of Barbiturates

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    The Ohio Supreme Court has knocked down a last ditch effort by Chillicothe (named after the goat-killing demon of Northern Mexico) mayor Joseph Sulzer to block residents from voting on the removal of revenue-generating speed cameras- his signature legacy achievement. The court asserts that Sulzer and the city council have been dragging their feet and…

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  • Traffic Delays on Virginia I-64 Make Drivers Crabby

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    In case you were stuck on I-64 today, the reason was a spilled load of live crustaceans blocking the lanes, and making drivers hungry. Clean up crews took longer than expected due to multiple crab claw-caused pinching injuries, and the search for very big pots. Overall, these kind of occurrences are not unexpected because it…

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  • Coming Soon To A Hooniverse Near You!

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    Loyal fan, supporter, and all-around sweetheart iheartstiggie has been working on a top-secret project for Hooniverse. I am now able to reveal this photo, which was smuggled out at great risk and expense. Many loyal Rebel operatives lost their lives in attempting to secure these plans for us… and… Sorry, I think I’ve watched too…

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  • Dirt Track Bike Becomes Self Aware, Attempts Escape, Is Thwarted By Chainlink Fence

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    Most Daring – Infamous Ghost Bike – Watch more Funny Videos This clip from TruTV’s Most Daring proves what we’ve always suspected- that dirt track bikes hate their lives and would take any chance they can get to run away. Source [Break.com]

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  • I Coda Had a V8

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    Behold the Coda Electric Car, described in PR materials as a practical revolution. Now, the Tesla has proven that a really freakin’ expensive electric car, with a butt-load of laptop batteries, can drain the bank acounts of the tree hugger elite faster than a trip to Whole Foods eats up a charge. But, while the…

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  • Redneck Fabulous: Wedding Edition

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    People not from Canada often typify Canadians as being one big homogenous group. Nothing could be further from the truth. One of the more entertaining things for me, having just moved from British Columbia to Alberta, is seeing the totally different kind of people that reside in this province as opposed to my old homeland.…

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  • Hooniversity: Datsun 510 Edition

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    There’s a reason Italian food is so popular; be it pizza joints, pasta houses, ready-made dishes or jars of sauces, it’s an easy dish to make in some form or other, and pretty much no matter what you do to it, it’s gonna taste pretty good. However it came about, it’s the sort of food…

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  • iPhone Racing- Now With Moar GTI and Less Cost

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    Volkswagen is launching a new GTI for 2010, and to build buzz, they are offering a free version of the iPhone driving game Real Racing, called -strangely enough – Real Racing GTI [ iTunes App link] that replaces all the non-VW virtual product with GTIs for a one-marque racing series. Not only can you get…

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  • Hoon Hall of Fame: The Man with the Turbo Minivan

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    I know this is Internet 101 right here for any auto geek, but it is time to honor a man with a passion that exemplified what it means to be a member of the Hoonisphere. If you think that looks like a normal Dodge Minivan – hop the jump to get served… (that’s right, I…

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