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  • Redneck Fabulous: Wedding Edition

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    People not from Canada often typify Canadians as being one big homogenous group. Nothing could be further from the truth. One of the more entertaining things for me, having just moved from British Columbia to Alberta, is seeing the totally different kind of people that reside in this province as opposed to my old homeland.…

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  • Hooniversity: Datsun 510 Edition

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    There’s a reason Italian food is so popular; be it pizza joints, pasta houses, ready-made dishes or jars of sauces, it’s an easy dish to make in some form or other, and pretty much no matter what you do to it, it’s gonna taste pretty good. However it came about, it’s the sort of food…

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  • iPhone Racing- Now With Moar GTI and Less Cost

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    Volkswagen is launching a new GTI for 2010, and to build buzz, they are offering a free version of the iPhone driving game Real Racing, called -strangely enough – Real Racing GTI [ iTunes App link] that replaces all the non-VW virtual product with GTIs for a one-marque racing series. Not only can you get…

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  • Hoon Hall of Fame: The Man with the Turbo Minivan

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    I know this is Internet 101 right here for any auto geek, but it is time to honor a man with a passion that exemplified what it means to be a member of the Hoonisphere. If you think that looks like a normal Dodge Minivan – hop the jump to get served… (that’s right, I…

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  • You Know, I'd Kill for a Scone Right About Now

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    Car Crashes Into Bakery Customer – Watch more Funny Videos Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Gerald Ford, and now, Bakery Guy. Great physical comedy is all about the timing, as the video above aptly demonstrates. Source: [Break.com]

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  • That's What They Call That? Scrambled Eggs

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    Crosswalks are more than just places to line up for an impromptu stop light drag race, they also serve an important function in pedestrian safety, and provide instruction for the slower Boy Scouts in gaining their granny-helping-across-the-street badge. Usually, at a 4-way stop, the cross walks are a simple set of white lines with a…

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  • Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!

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    You know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can’t afford to sponsor a race car, so we bought one.

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  • Kill It With Fire: No Compromise, or All Compromise?

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    Always wanted an old Mk II Jaguar, but too terrified of the Prince of Darkness to take a chance? Now there may be a solution.

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  • What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

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    This is my garage. These are my cars- Thing One and Thing Two. Actually, that’s mean. I’d like you to meet my 1961 Austin Healey Sprite and 1975 Jensen Healey, or as the missus calls them, the money pits. Old cars are like black holes- they ravenously suck up all available resources, allowing nothing to…

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  • Craigslist Egregiousness: My Senior Prom Edition

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    If  this Craigslister had spent half the time they did dropping <br> tags in their ad on their pictures, we wouldn’t have to call them out for public mockery. Why my senior prom? Seemed promising at the outlook, but after what seemed like forever of waiting…a total letdown.

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