Hooniverse Asks- What Feature do You Wish Cars Had?
Robert EmslieYou'd be surprised at the age of certain automotive convenience features. Auto tune radios, cruise control, running board-mounted dwarf valet,…
Last Call- The Velveteen Rabbit. . . er, A3 Edition
For decades - seriously, decades - automakers worked tirelessly to make their cars' paint shiny and lustrous. In the fifties…
Hooniverse Asks- What’s the Weirdest Automotive-Branded Product You’ve Ever Seen?
Okay, first off I would like to apologize for the lede image. It was the oh what a feeling that…
Last Call- Devolved Deauville Edition
Do you remember the attempt to resurrect the de Tomaso brand a couple of years back with a Deauville rehash…
Craigslist Crapshoot
It's Wednesday and that means it's time to take a look through the classifieds and see what awful cars and…
Hooniverse Asks – What Automotive Ad Typo Makes You Cringe the Most?
Look, we all do a lot of writing in our lives, especially those of us on this side of the…
Last Call- Faster Than A Striped Hen Edition
This opens up whole new avenues of debate in the conundrum of which came first, the chicken or the egg.…
Wicker Man
In Boston they may say that a car is wicked cool, but in Nigeria, this VW is wicker cool. Woven…
Hooniverse Asks- Does the Douche Make the Car, or Does the Car Make the Douche?
Have you ever felt the urge to wear a backwards cap? How about to purchase tan in a can?…
Last Call- Big Blocks and Big Hair Edition
In the Bible, Eve was supposedly done in by a snake. You would think that would be a cautionary tale…