This opens up whole new avenues of debate in the conundrum of which came first, the chicken or the egg.
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Last Call- Faster Than A Striped Hen Edition
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If that rooster only knew.
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What the duck?
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That's egg-sessive.
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That looks like an egg-citing ride!
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For all the talk of douchebags today, I've gotta say, some Suzuki drivers are real cocks.
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Ooh, that is fowl.
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He figured the bike would be a hit with the chicks.
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Cock Rocket.
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I said 'Booster Rocket'! Not 'Rooster Rocket'!
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Unlike most douches I bet this rider knows how to properly feather the clutch for a proper launch.
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Actually I suspect the chance that he's properly trained is pretty low. He strikes me more as the type to just wing it.
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Finally there's an answer to the age-old question: "How did the chicken cross the road?"
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Back before I had a fancy phone with a camera on it, I was walking across a mall parking lot and saw a copper-colored Saturn Vue parked all by itself in the middle of two acres of asphalt.
Five crows standing on top of it .
The crows just stared at me the whole way across the lot. No squawkin'. No horseplay. They just stared.
That was weird.-
Misread that as "cows".
Read it again to make sure I wasn't insane.
Still said "cows."
Came back later.
Crows makes more sense.-
HA HA! Nose is a beer hydrant!
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That's just silly. Cows would never engage in horseplay…
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They were the distraction. Lurking nearby…
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You made that just for this, didn't you?
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I wish I could claim credit for that masterpiece, and I was considering putting something together, but I jacked that one from the "birds with arms" meme page.
Yes… Birds with arms is a meme…
Your confusion is shared with good company.-
So many damned weirdos occupying the intertubes. . . .
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And they are absolutely no end to my entertainment. That one is brilliant…
This is probably one of the more well done ones I've seen.
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Nice.
You're right. No morons, no wierdos, no fun.
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The Suzuki GSeXy Rooster!
That cock was too chicken to steal the bike.
If my experience with sport bike riders is any indication, the first thing his cohorts will do is check the tires for a chicken strip.
Rubber chicken racing team: Faster than a speeding pullet!
I'll get me hat…
This is his old bike…
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to a hatchet
No Wife, no Eggs, just a small helmet
A GSXR was no safe bet
The car behind me covered in excrement
Yeah here come the GSXRooster, aww yeah, hey yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die
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…and that's stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Thank you.
Seriously.
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