Boss Hoss makes wildly over the top bikes and trikes. How over the top? How about a bike powered by a Viper V10? Their ’57 Chevy trike, like this one spotted on the Golden Gate Bridge is a little less wild, rocking a Chevy 350 and S10 rear end. It’s not just boss,it’s Boss Hoss.
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Ya know….It works! I wanted to dislike it, but I can't. Normally, I'm quite dismissive of a SIngle forward trike if it isn't a Servi Car, but this is nifty!
Straddling what is basically a Viper V10 with two wheels attached should be awesome, but I can't help but think that I'd rather just beat the living crap out of a 250cc two-stroke. Perhaps attached to a shithouse. With a heart-shaped hole in the door; old nudie-posters flapping in the wind..
"Old King Cole was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he.
He had to take a shite in the middle of the night
so he went to the W. C.
Oh, the moon shone bright through the shithouse door
as the candle took a flight
And Old King Cole fell through the hole
and filled his pants with shite"
The Moon Shines Bright?
Something like that. My grandfather used to sing it every now and then. He knew hundreds of these little dirty ditties…
I had to use the googles to have any clues to what the melody might be… and it's still not exactly right. Though I'm no stranger to dirty versions of "traditional" songs, the ones I know are mostly in Finnish and/or Swedish so not much use posting them here..
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades?
Well, I suppose you could swap out the Harley flathead for a 250 two stroke…
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Yeah. That's awesome. It would be even better with a hitch, so I could tow my cigarette boat to the keys. And a back seat. I need a back seat so my girl friends, Ginger and Wednesday, can go with me. And Ginger's okay, but Wednesday needs a couple of key silicone injections. But that's beside the point … this also needs a bigger trunk so I can bring a wet bar with me. And speaking of wet bars, that needs a bottle rack, so everyone can see how much Absinthe I'm bringing to the party. And that color, well, this isn't a rat rod so give me something bright and shiny, perhaps neon chartreuse. Yeah, that goes well with Absinthe… and my full body tats.
My milkshake brings all the Absinthe to the yard.
An they're like,
It's better than Vodka.
Also now i really want an LFA.
You, sir, are obviously a man of class and refinement.
I look forward to making your acquaintance. May I suggest somewhere near the Champagne Room, perhaps?
Why does the phrase 'sorry about your penis' seem so appropriate, again…
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