By Robert Emslie
Little in life ever truly seems to be just for you. You know what I mean, those credit card offers that the banks say were crafted, just for you, or maybe that Burger King Whopper that’s been made your way. In the case of this driver, it seems that the weather upcoming has been personally selected and won’t be shared with anyone else. . . not on this highway.
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Jeff Glucker
Ahhh, yes…
Mother Nature giving you the proverbial 'finger'.
This is when #twowheelsgood can be man, #twowheelscansuck.
I just want to know what's up with the cars completely off the asphalt.
Nephophobia
It looks like a Geo Storm is brewing with some Ford Lightning. I just hope it's not a GMC Typhoon.
/facepalm
Yeah, I know.
I mean…you pretty much took all the applicable puns. What am I supposed to do now? Use reference humor?
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This ain't all that uncommon out on the Toyota Tundra.
It looks the driver is going to RENDEZVOUS with a RAINIER part of town in the near future.
(double pun score for two uses of single manufacture!)
Absolutely! Single pun score: 0. Double pun score: 00. Yay!
Wowzy wowzy woo woo
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SCHLEPROCK!
You Americans are really good. In Europe, we still use these…
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Apparently someone on that road is a rain god. The clouds just want to follow him and worship him and soak him.