Last Call- Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Edition

By Robert Emslie Feb 24, 2011
20 thoughts on “Last Call- Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Edition”
  1. A janitor was painting "LIBERY" over the entrance to the school library.
    Someone suggested he look it up in the dictionary.
    So he did.
    "Well I'll be!" he exclaimed, "They left it out!"
    /old family story

        1. I was looking for a donor for an SBC drivetrain a while back, so I searched Craigslist for "Camaro". Since I wanted a cheap one instead of something museum-worthy, I tried searching "Camero". Guess which way got more hits?

  2. For several years, the end of the road outside my house (which ends in a gate into a park) had painted on it "FIRE ACESS KEEP CLEAR". I was there when they painted it- the surveyors spray-paint instructions on the pavement (sidewalk for Americans) for the guys who paint the markings to follow. The instructions had it spelled correctly.

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