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  • Perhaps The Greatest Potential For LeMons Superstardom Ever

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    We’re all familiar with LeMons racing at this point. Many men in many different cars have won the title, but none have even pretended to do it in a 1966 Sunbeam Imp. $500 gets you a shell and a dream.

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  • LeMons: Arse-Freeze-a-Palooza Teams 2009

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    Well, for those of you who have been waiting with baited breath, the information has been set free from the stony clutches of Assistant Perpetrator and Also Culpable Nick Pon.

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  • Überbird Rising

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    With two weekends remaining before the 24 Hours of Lemons Thunderhill Arse-Freeze-a-palooza (November 20-22), we figured it was time to get our collective ass in gear and make some progress on the car.

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  • My Triumph As A LeMons Trophy Maker: Most Likely To Get Their Fingers Broken By The Casino Pit Boss!

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    As every follower of the 24 Hours Of LeMons knows, the racers will do just about anything to get one of Jeff Glenn’s trophies to display in their Pabst-and-90-weight-reeking garages. When Jeff gets the LeMons Trophy Assembly Line going, he manages to crank out these masterpieces at the rate of one per 15 minutes. Me,…

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  • It's Not Just for The Nickels: LeMons Trophies!

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    Jeff Glenn is not just high-ranking member of the LeMons ruling cabal, he’s also responsible for some of the best trophies in the Hooniverse. Honestly, it’s worth making the trip out to a LeMons race just to check these things out in person. The level of detail and absurdity of the parts involved surely merits…

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  • Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive LeMons, I Must Make Amends

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    Are you looking for a LeMons ride but are sick and tired of all the fox-body stangs and e30 bimmers? Do you need a gunsight to line up the apex of a corner? How about a support vehicle to go along with your racer? Well, if you’re anywhere near Milwaukee  Wisconsin, then we should talk.…

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  • Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!

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    You know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can’t afford to sponsor a race car, so we bought one.

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  • 24 Hours of LeMons 2010 Schedule Goes Live

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    Wait, what’s this? News? I have no idea how to do this. I’m far better at gazing at my navel. Look! Lint!

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