A Proper Writing Tool for a Proper Writing Tool

This is my water bottle for the gym... too much?
This is my water bottle for the gym… too much?

You may remember that Mad_Science received a lovely parting gift from AMG, in thanks for proving just how quick the car makes your wallet go from $446 to $0.
The AMG pen has an all-business appearance to it. The dark carbon fiber blends wonderfully with the sleek black gloss and silver trim. The ink flows fast but at times lacks the smoothness one might require from a free high-dollar instrument, that allows its user to express the coruscating thoughts as they flash from the deeper synapses hidden in the brain.
I find his AMG pen to be on the plebeian side… I own the same model myself and it doesn’t quite capture the essence of my thoughts the way I would like. So I have upped my pen game…I present to you, the Bentley Pen:
My hand is now a better body part for having held this...
My hand is now a better body part for having held this…

Let this image of my Bentley Pen be a challenge to you hoons out there… send me pictures of your favorite car-related writing instrument, be it a Daewoo Bic or a Maybach Ink Feather. We will run the best ones in the very near future and maybe turn it into a contest if we get enough images. Hell, let’s expand this because I know you are all so creative…
PHOTOSHOP!
Let thy games begin…

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  1. PowerTryp Avatar

    All I've got are Ford pens and they're all broken. What does that say?

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      Versus the GM pens which just keep sneaking into your wallet?

      1. PowerTryp Avatar

        No GM pens in my pocket I'm Canadian… oh wait we own a slice of GM too.

  2. CptSevere Avatar

    I'm an automotive Luddite, drive a '66 F100 and have the pictured Road Condo from 1964. Think a carpenter's pencil. Sharpened on a rock.

  3. engineerd Avatar

    I always wanted a Plymouth pen. They're out of business, though. So I made my own.
    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2669/4113039964_eaeb369421_o.jpg"&gt;

    1. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

      Superbird highlighter FTW

    2. om_nom_de_plume Avatar

      *clears throat* BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHA… HUH HA HA HEH….
      funny.

  4. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    Whatever.
    It's really just a tarted up Volkswagen pen.

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      We actually do have one of those around somewhere. It looks fairly similar.

  5. Tanner Rapoza Avatar

    Please, can you PM me and tell me few more thinks about this, I’m actually fan of one’s weblog…gets solved properly asap.