Why should a little bird through the window end your race?
By Jeff Glucker
Jeff Glucker is the co-founder and Executive Editor of Hooniverse.com. He’s often seen getting passed as he hustles a 1991 Mitsubishi Montero up the 405 Freeway. IG: @HooniverseJeff
Kamil Kaluski
Winged gull hits Gullwing.
(Kling & Klenk's, no?)
Yes, Karl Kling and Hans Klenk. And it was a buzzard, not a gull. But, you knew that.__
A Buzzardwing?
"Winged gull hits Buzzardwing" doesn't have the same peotic irony, either….
Oh, without a doubt. Yours was the more poetic expression.
Arrggh…I misspelled "peyotic"…
We are getting soft as a species. These guys, back in the day, took a buzzard in the face through the windshield. Did that stop them? No! They welded a few steel rods on and finished the race. These days? Pansies driving a $1.5MM hyper car get spooked by a pelican and drive into a lake!
No wonder they call them the Greatest Generation. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
And do it smokin a butt…..
That's got to be the most fun anybody's ever had in an Expedition.
And act like it's a big joke, grinning like a maniac.
if only i had a 1.5 mill hyper car, i could show them whats what.
Good thing the strike was on the passenger side. Navigators get no respect.
Damn Mercedes airbags just didn't work as well back then….
Brakes worked great!…….Seatbelt?….not so great!
Driver: I told you if you touched the radio again I was gonna brake check you….
This picture is made even more awesome by the driver's uncanny resemblance to Harry Dean Stanton.
Karl Kling looked more like a Field Marshall than a Repo Man
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