By Robert Emslie
Hooniverse has been carving out a niche among the Internet’s car blogs for years now, and while we don’t feel that it has grown stale in any way, we have decided that its time to start carving out other kinds of niches. Because of that we are announcing that, effective tomorrow morning, Hooniverse will be changing to Porniverse.com.*
That’s right, in conjunction with venerable and respected print publication, Oui magazine, we are melding our love for all things cars and trucks with hard core porn. Sure, we’ll still feature cars, reviews, and how-tos, they’ll just now come with lots and lots of full-frontal. And you can bet that the Hooniverse crew will be getting in on the act. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see someone named olelongrooffan’s ole long. . . well, you know.
You’ll still find all your favorite posts – Porniverse Demands, Monday Porn Video, and of course the Porniverse Nudes to keep you abreast of the latest in car-porn events. We’re confident that you will all find the all new Porniverse just as warm and welcoming as you did the Hoon. After all, who doesn’t like a mix of JEGS and jugs?
So, join us tomorrow morning to kick off the all-new Porniverse, the newest and most radical mashup of SBC and STD on the Web.
*Monthly paywall cost $17.99 – group discounts available. NSFW, obviously.
Image source: Porniverse.com
Jeff Glucker
Well played, hoons. Well played indeed. The tie in to Rick Ghastly was beautiful.
Too funny! I'm curious about the group discount.
As one of the few female regulars, I'm not sure you're prepared for all that entails
Go on….
I'm not to curious about the group though, I suspect there are too many men involved. On the other hand $kay………lingerie……uhmmm.
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Lingerie would be in Undiesverse.com.
FYI- that URL isn't working…
I am all about the group discount! Who's in with me?
If it's a choice between you and biggiexb122, I suppose you're the lesser of evils.
And an order of magnitude better than biggieavalon…
"Hmmm, nice color interior. I wonder what kind of car it is… The seats look kinda Audi or Mercedes-esque. That door trim kinda looks like a BMW… Why do I have an erection..?"
Mercedes cabrio. You figure out which one, I have a pressing matter that needs attending.
Not sure that it's a cabrio. Cabrios have longer doors, these are shorter doors, as on a sedan… so I'm thinking that it's a sedan with an open sunroof.
But it maybe an SLK too, which is short… and those are sporty seats and have those holes for AirScarf(r).
The airscarf and shadow on the drivers door made me think cabrio. I'd say it's an R230 SL. The door panel and seats match, no airscarf or paddle shifters on this though. Finding a picture of an identical car is impossible, it seems SL-owners are not that big on this internet thing.
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There is a car?
You have a boner cause it's a Crossfire 😉
Looking forward to more stories about things that have been bored and stroked.
Craigslist Crapshoot should be entertaining.
(Say's to self… "Do not click… DO NOT CLICK…")
[…click…]
[facedesk]
Says my 9 year old daughter (who has never seen that) … "Did they have autotune back then? He has an amazingly deep voice for such a little guy."
Check out this adblock add-on which blocks all videos containing Astley.
How about a matchmaking page? Here's my ad…
"Tri-curious Hoon seeks more experienced partner to synchronize with"
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Do you know how much beer hurts when it comes out of your nose? Well, I do. Now.
You end up with a Brit.
Guaranteed.
Not necessarily. Holley will Tri just about anything.
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He could also end up with an Aussie Mopar fan
That was hilarious!
I don't think Porniverse is a good idea after all. My greatest fear is that all you guys will go blind.
Not yet, but I do need glasses now. Not sure if there's an actual correlation…
Ernest Borgnine could see well into his 90s.
As good ol' dad said-
"I'll risk an eye on it."
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Also: NSFW
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C'mon…one of the reasons I enjoy going to Hooniverse every day is that I don't have to deal with this kind of junk (unlike J*l*pkn*k). Let's stay focused on the cars. Aren't cars cool enough?
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Kindly, when referring to "Redacted", use the term "Redacted"… 🙂
BTW I know it's an April fool…
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Thank you. And he says btw I know its april fools.
April Fool?
Crap… I was all ready to get my "rightclick-saveas" on…
All that warming up for nothing?
Porniverse? Did you guys have Antti do a feature for that site too while he was in Amsterdam?
What's that bit of fluff doing in front of that gorgeous red leather interior? Is there some way to get it out of the way of the lens?
RIP Autobuff. The greatest car magazine of the 80's. Because
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I was genuinely disppointed when the Aprilfoolness suddenly hit me after, oh, three seconds. Not to worry, I have the "cars and girs" thread over on Autoshite . (Not always SFW)
Cars And Girls
I only checked out the first page of that thread, but it's certainly safer than what $kaycog awards over at [redacted]. Not complaining about either, mind you.
HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AT LAST CALL. I demand a refund. I will be speaking with your manager.
(Or should I say, "u no gud cotomer sevis?")
Hooniverse resemble your accusations….