Last Call- Darwin Award Dodge Owner Edition

Robert Emslie

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This guy obviously just doesn’t give an F-150 who he offends.

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17 responses to “Last Call- Darwin Award Dodge Owner Edition”

  1. Devin Avatar
    Devin

    My parents' neighbors' son had the same decal on his truck. He later added "Nothing rides like a short box."

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    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      Classy!
      On my previous commute, I often saw a guy in a massively lifted old Bronco with a large "I prefer lipstick on my dipstick" decal covering most of the rear window. Always wanted to ask him, "as opposed to where?" I doubt he'd have understood the question.

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  2. OA5599 Avatar
    OA5599

    It would be a funnier decal if applied to a Shaggin Wagon.
    <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RQZfUpOJ9yQ/ULjH_bZP3yI/AAAAAAAAFUg/go-625qXg-c/s1600/Dodge+Van.jpg"&gt;

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  3. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    Wise advice. Follow it, and you could grow up to be a pentastar.

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  4. I_Borgward Avatar
    I_Borgward

    I'd say it's a safe bet that the only load this fellow's bed ever sees is his fat behind. That goes for the truck, too.

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    1. OA5599 Avatar
      OA5599

      <img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/f4/d6/f4d6cd_2732063.jpg&quot; width=500>

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      1. Devin Avatar
        Devin

        I don't see any pussy in that wagon, all he can pick up are dogs.

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        1. OA5599 Avatar
          OA5599

          Duh, it isn't painted yellow.

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        2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
          FuzzyPlushroom

          Bitches love him.

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          1. AllenK Avatar
            AllenK

            I can tell you from experience that chicks dig Corgis! Awesome pic!

          2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
            FuzzyPlushroom

            You've invited a small harem over for a Corgi before, haven't you. Admit it.

  5. racer139 Avatar
    racer139

    Seen on a Dodge 2500 diesel at a local pull a few years back "I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKEN". I still dont know why anyone would want somthing like that on their truck. And yes I know what it means and I am relativly well schooled in diesel. Id rather have the RAM the daughter one, if I was forced to choose at gun point would be the only way they would get stuck to my truck.. Also Im all for stacks and big rubber if done for towing purposes.. getting old now getoffofmylawn..

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    1. jeepjeff Avatar
      jeepjeff

      If it's at gun point, well, why not go all the way? Get both and a set of truck nuts.

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      1. racer139 Avatar
        racer139

        I may as well get one of those oversized plastic tow ballz jambed on the reciever too and then iff to the walmart to get some of that tribal pinstripe stuff and those mudflaps withe the siloutte of the chick on em……..nahhhh just give me a 04 dodge 2500/3500 quad cab short box 4×4 with some 22" alcoa/highway michelines and a couple of 5" stacks towering over a 40 foot equipment hauler, in black or gun metal grey and Ill put it to work shortly after delivery. ( and dont forget the pacbrake)

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    2. C³-Cool Cadillac Cat Avatar
      C³-Cool Cadillac Cat

      I still dont know why anyone would want somthing like that on their truck.
      Because tacky redneck.
      Wait…I'm being redundant.

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  6. jeepjeff Avatar
    jeepjeff

    That is tahoerible.

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  7. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Spotted in Utah…
    <img src="http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2006/10-20-242/w_images/Warren-Jeffs.JPG"&gt;

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