Hooniverse Asks- What's The Most Evil Looking Production Car?

All cars have a face, some of them cheery, some morose. And then there’s the ones that, when you see them parked at the curb, cause you to cross yourself – even though you’re not Catholic – and move to the other side of the street before you pass. Those are the ones we’re interested in today.

Yesterday we had a post about a GNX-powered Lotus, a car that while wearing a coat of black, looked as sinister and ominous as that guy who keeps coming around and asking you when you’re going to get the money. Much of the weight of the ominous character that Esprit carried was due to its paint, which was the shade of a shark’s soulless eyes.
Other cars express evil incarnate through the subtle turn of a grille, or a slant of a headlamp lens. Some require only the low plaintive rumble of their exhaust to instill terror into the hearts of all within earshot. Those cars are the best because they can even scare the blind. But why would you want a car, the mere visage of which could drive weak men crazy and wild women to do things their mothers warned would ensure a place in the hotter realms of the nether world? Well for one thing, the bragging rights. You get an evil car, and the next time you’re at TGI-Friday’s with your buds, and one of them starts bragging about how hot his girlfriend is, you can easily top that by telling them that your car is so evil looking it makes nuns pee themselves. It’s so evil your license plate is BNLADN. It’s so evil that Dick Cheney called to borrow it. That’s evil. And that’s some good bragging rights right there.
But the question remains, what car would that be? Which one would drive dog’s tails between their legs and cats to express a mildly lower level of disinterest? What do you think is the most evil-looking production car?
Image sources: [DavePearson via Flickr, Pistonheads.com]