Driving on the Bad Side of Wonkaville

Wonkastute

Hey baby, you lookin’ for a little bit o’ sugar?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a prop-o-sition for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you’ve got cash I’m better than Nestle. . .

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13 responses to “Driving on the Bad Side of Wonkaville”

  1. dukeisduke Avatar
    dukeisduke

    I got nothin'.

  2. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    Assuming that's somewhere up North, she's not that much worse that your average kerbside sex-vendor….

  3. Number_Six Avatar
    Number_Six

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  4. Tomsk Avatar

    How much you wanna bet the sales pitch involves the phrase "the inspiration for the Everlasting Gobstopper?"

  5. War Child..... Avatar
    War Child…..

    It looks to be a stuffed Dummy , Not unlike the "little child leaning against the fender" that are so often seen at car exhibitions.

    1. P161911 Avatar

      Now the whole child leaning on the fender thing WOULD be funny if you dressed it as an oopma loompa.

      1. JayP2112 Avatar
        JayP2112

        Time Out Oompa Loompa.
        Million Dollor Idea. Run with it!

  6. CalculatedRisk Avatar
    CalculatedRisk

    I guessing this guy had a bad case of the blueball… I mean blueberries
    <img src="http://www.westernfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/violet-beauregarde.jpg&quot; width="600">

  7. Batshitbox Avatar

    "So, you wanna get a little Monster in ya?"

  8. fodder650 Avatar
    fodder650

    Ever lasting gobstopper -$20
    Schnozeberries – $50
    The full Wonka Bar – $100
    The value of telling your friends you hired a Oompa Loompa whore – priceless

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