Craigslist Crapshoot

By Robert Emslie Aug 24, 2016

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
Last week was all about the Cougars, albeit just the cars. There were plenty of cats to be had and we’ll get to the most purrr-fect of them in just a sec. First however, this week’s task at hand.
The Germans are famous for not really having a sense of humor, and their cars typically support this stereotype. That’s not always the case and this week we want to find instances were the Germans have cut loose. Let’s see if we can find some whimsy in the Vaterland. Price is no object.
As always, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Since we’ve changed commenting systems, you may need to update your commenter account. Make sure you have a Disqus account – they’re free and easy to get – and then comment away.

Got that? Good, Now, let’s get some cat scratch fever.


Hey, what would you drive down memory lane? Well last week it was Cougars. You all came through with just about every Cougar model there ever was, with the only the Cobra-based Cougar show cars left in the cold. Of course if we came across one of those for sale we’d probably all suffer from a collective swoon.
The Cougars we could buy? Well, the 1970 Coupe found by GTXcellent might have been a little pricy, but it did include a sweet houndstooth vinyl roof. Man, those need to make a comeback.  You might however, prefer the original before the first re-skin. If so then this white one, or this blue one might just tickle your ivories. Both were offered up by Sean McMillan, and both are located in Myrtle Beach.
The worst of the worst was found by The Real Number_Six, while the last and edgiest of the Cougars was offered by both gerberbaby and Muthalovin. Douche_McGee found one of the last of the convertible Cougars—which amazingly were only offered between 1969 and 1973. Nineteen seventy three was also the last of the Mustang-based Cougars. Forever. That silver car might have been cheaper, but the one found by ptschett turns out to be our winner as is certainly cleaner, and presents better with its sweet metallic green paint and matching convertible top.
Congrats to ptschett, and thank you all once again for your amazing classified catches. Now, let’s go find some German comedic gold.
1973 Mercury Cougar XR7 Convertible

0 thoughts on “Craigslist Crapshoot”
  1. Mansory is based in Germany btw. Owner is def. not German- German but anyway, some of the more laughably overpriced vehicles they sell currently are below. Not sure if co. or customers are in for the joke though.
    How about this 600k 2-door G-wagen which is clearly a homage to eighties’ coke-head bankermobiles:
    http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=217693842
    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTYwWDEyODA=/z/-wQAAOSwYHxWOjDI/$_20.jpg
    Or maybe this poor Porsche with the clown face?
    http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=231482106
    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDkyWDgwMA==/z/-H0AAOSwHoFXuzwm/$_20.jpg
    Or this van? 100k and it has Russian plates, can it be registered again in EU? Who knows….
    http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=217628147
    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/PkUAAOSwhcJWOLRj/$_20.jpg

  2. How’s this for a sense of humor. A handful of early Mustangs are shipped to Germany and what do we do? We ship them one of them back to the US.
    http://york.craigslist.org/cto/5736136160.html
    1966 Ford T5 (German Export Mustang). This car is very rare and in need of a full restoration. It is documented as being a German export car and was likely owned by a German civilian and not by us military personnel. There were 624 total known civilian owned cars. This is one of 98 that still exist according to the T5 registry. It was a running driving vehicle until the motor was pulled and we began to disassemble it to begin the restoration. It is still has its original 289 V8 2bbl 3spd driveline and disc front brakes. It was a originally a Silver Blue car with black interior. I’ll be happy to answer any questions. $9500 OBO Open to Interesting Trades

  3. All right! Let’s see some examples of those lovable Teutonic rascals really letting their hair down and letting it all hang out! Whoo!
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    *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

  4. https://iak.olx.ph/images_olxph/827189235_10_1000x700.jpg?rev=003&bucket=10
    The Mercedes-Benz Musso must be the car buisness’ equivalent to having a secret affair with a cirkus freak, resulting in an ungodly lovechild that you thought you drowned in the ocean but then is flushed up alive in the Philippines and you pray to all gods that no one ever will make a connection, you know what I mean?
    https://www.olx.ph/item/mercedez-benz-musso-turbo-diesel-2001-higher-model-honda-toyota-ID7xJQ7.html?p=2&h=4bd9811054#4bd9811054

    1. I think the only german part in this is the engine, which IS a MB Diesel, but the manufacturer is Ssangyong from South Korea – nevertheless it has been sold as a Mercedes in some markets.

    1. I’m obliged to agree – I do smile when driving a 944, especially when listening to period-correct music (Asia, Michael Jackson, and as for compensation, Hüsker Dü).

  5. “BMW Glas” – so a dying brand bought up by BMW (there is a story behind that) brought up a whimsical coupe.
    In the spirit of Crapshoots, I also point to the ad opener:
    https://images.finncdn.no/dynamic/1600w/2016/8/vertical-3/24/7/812/692/67_1445551749.jpg
    in comparison to the actual vehicle on sale:
    https://images.finncdn.no/dynamic/1280w/2016/8/vertical-3/24/7/812/692/67_1910780227.jpg
    Note how the tilted trailer compensates for the downslope of the rear…
    http://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=81269267

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