Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!
Tim OdellYou know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can't afford…
Kill It With Fire: No Compromise, or All Compromise?
DeartháirAlways wanted an old Mk II Jaguar, but too terrified of the Prince of Darkness to take a chance? Now…
What Have I Gotten Myself Into?
Robert EmslieThis is my garage. These are my cars- Thing One and Thing Two. Actually, that's mean. I'd like you to…
Craigslist Egregiousness: My Senior Prom Edition
If this Craigslister had spent half the time they did dropping <br> tags in their ad on their pictures, we…
Crap, Now We Need to Learn Russian by The End of the Year
Press play. Just do it. You'll be treated to what looks like a mash-up of Transformers and Spiderman, but good.…
Goat Chews on All-Natural Fuels
No no, it's okay, we're still a car blog. Bear with us. Once again, the incomparable Jo Schmo has tipped…
VW Car-B-Que Puts the Grill in the Back, Where it Belongs
VW Vortex member Thecleaner likes his VWs watercooled, but still pines for the days when the aircooled cars had their…
Name That Part: Italian Stallion Edition
Here's a chance to show off both your car parts knowledge, and your appreciation of high quality film entertainment. The…
The Lazy Man's Guide to Engine Removal
We hope he was able to figure out how to get his cherry picker up higher before hoisting the engine…
We Weren't Kidding: 1990 Audi Coupe – $2500
You thought our clever little line about EscortsForever's rally gallery giving us Quattro Fever (aka H1-20V) was empty wordsmithing? Think…