Press play. Just do it. You’ll be treated to what looks like a mash-up of Transformers and Spiderman, but good. And in Russian, with a Volga. Then you’ll want to go here.
A tip of the Stoli to Jonny L…no that’s too obvious. We’ll call him J. Lieberman over at Automoblog.
Hooniverse the movie?
Great Simpsons line for the Stoli tip.
There should be a “In Russia” joke in this somewhere but I can’t come up with it, I just want Subtitle’s and it in a Theater near me.
In Soviet Russia, supercar drives cool hero!
I am just going to see this for the rumored trailer of the new Worker & Parasite movie…
Hmmm…I wonder, when it comes out, if I could find some subs and insert it into the movie.
Also, do Russian Movies get pirated by Americans? How does this work?
I think in Russia, movies Pirate you.
Not only did you go there, you went there well
(golf clap)
Must have flying Volga.
It looks better than the last action flick I saw, probably better than Spiderman 3
I suddenly want a Volga. Or Lada police car.
Also, why the hell does Russia get flying cars before us? We’re losing the flying car race!
No worries, we will be the first to the moon in a flying car.
They stole the technology from DeLorean.
Holy flying Volga, Batman!
Translated trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOcv4qijPFU
I’ve driven Volgas and they are just awful, weak engine and relatively heavy body.
I suppose it’s a bit like very old manual diesel Mercedes with bad suspension.
[Redacted] picked this up as well. I wonder where they found it?
I’m wondering why more people haven’t made their way over here yet. This is what [REDACTED] should be, but isn’t.
I’m guessing a lot of them weren’t around in the [REDACTED] 1.0 days, and those that were are too busy with work and other activities.
In fairness, you can see where we got it.
Куда мы идем, нам не нужны дороги!
Черт Томск, Вы избили меня к нему!
Dissent: Won’t do anything the Fifth Element hasn’t already done.
Won’t top Ronin.
Won’t top the best car chase ever in Children of Men, which goes the opposite direction and leaves the characters pushing the cars they are chasing each other with.
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