Hooniverse Asks- What's the Worst Piece of Car Advice You've Ever Received?
Robert EmslieIt could be: I'd try fixing it with JB Weld. Or maybe: That Neon's $800, it's not like you could lose money…
Streetwalker- Mr. Bond, Your Benz is Ready
Once again the curb-side car lot is rife with three pointed stars. Normally, I wouldn't give a '91 500SL much…
Hooniverse Asks- Driving Accouterments – Necessary, or Just Douchy?
Driving gloves, Piloti shoes, silk windbreakers with CORVETTE written up each arm- there are certain garments that are claimed to…
Last Call- Don't Come Knockin' on My Garage Door Edition
This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Garage Owners Anti Corn Bread Association, and their yokel…
Trailer Parking Shenanigans
Okay people, if you're going to park your trailer so that it blocks a bunch of other cars in, you…
This Just In: Teens' Still Not Criminal Masterminds
A tip to car jackers and other teen criminals on the run from the Po-Po; run FORWARD. Check out the…
Hooniverse Asks- What's a Good Un-Used Real Thing Car Name?
TSX, SL500, 300C, Venza, Impreza, the list goes on. Some say all the good real-world names are gone, just like…
Last Call- Glorious Failures Edition
In case you are unfamiliar, that's the 1966 BRM H-16 F1 engine. When the new 3-litre formula was announced for…
Jersey Teen's Lousy Report Card Could Be Your Ticket to a LeMons Ride
Everyone tells you that an education will ensure greater likelihood of future earnings, a lesson that is being learned the…
Last Call – The Forced Induction is Strong With This Buick Edition
But can this Park Avenue make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Image source: