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Hooniverse Weekend Edition: My Hooniverse Anniversary Edition
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Yes, my fellow Hoons, this olelongrooffan has been blogging here (I still can’t believe I haven’t been booted out of here!) in the Hooniverse for one year this month. That’s the paper anniversary if you follow along with that kind of stuff. Anyway, in order to Celebrate Life, I thought I would repost one of…
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Mystery Car – Weekend Edition Part Two
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Ok ass-munches, you have proved that you can guess anything and everything. You are unstumpable, we get it. So i’m going to toss this* out there in hopes that perhaps you are humbled and beg for mercy. Yeah ima jerk like that, but can you really blame me? If anyone guesses the correct make/model +/-…
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Last Call – Hooniversal Weekend PSA
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If you happened to have survived the Rapture thus far, you should still wear your seatbelt.
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Rapture awareness; Killer ZomBees Attack Reno
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Just in time for the end of the world, last weekend the un-dead Killer ZomBee MGB, quasi-official race car of our sister site Atomic Toasters, participated in the 24 Hours of Lemons “Goin for Broken” race at Reno Fernley Raceway. This grueling non-stop event out in the desert took place over a full 24…
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Mystery Car – Weekend Edition
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This is presented without comment, because the more we clues we give you the easier it is to guess, so it seems. Actually, I will say this, it is NOT a TVR, though it could be an NSX with distasteful plastic bits…oh wait, the horsepowers are in the wrong place. I won’t even edit or…
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Prancing in Pasadena, Concorso Ferrari Takes Over Colorado Boulevard Tomorrow
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Once a year, a section of historic Route 66 that runs through Pasadena, California becomes awash in red. And tomorrow is that day. Starting at 10 AM and stretching until 3 in the afternoon, Colorado Blvd. will be closed to traffic between Raymond and Pasadena Ave. so that approximately 140 of Enzo’s finest may prance…
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Last Call – Hooniversal PSA
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There are many, many reasons why you should never leave your pet locked in your car… source
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Mystery Car!
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What time is it, kids? IT’S MYSTERY CAR TIME! Wrong, urchins, it’s time to get your lazy butts back out on the street and shine shoes, sell peonies, and pick pockets to earn your bowl of gruel. Now get the hell outta’ here! Are they gone? Good, now we can play Mystery Car. Damn kids.…
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Hooniverse Asks- The World Ends at 6:00 Tomorrow Night, What Are You Gonna Drive To The Grave?
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There’s a group of folks who follow a certain preacher man, and this dude of the cloth has predicted that the world will end tomorrow at 6:00 PM. Well, it’s not going to end for most of us, just for the true believers who will be spirited off before – literally – all hell breaks…
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Last Call- Happy Campers Edition
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Type II Kombi Camping Tent. Please allow me to repeat that: Type II Kombi Camping Tent. Could this BE any more awesome? Image source: [coolestgadgets.com]
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'Freeway' is Not to Be Taken Literally
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See that guy up there? No, that’s not Brad Pitt, it’s Sovereign Citizen, Michael Creath Jones. What’s a Sovereign Citizen, you might ask? Well, that’s basically some jag-off who claims not to be bound by the laws of our great nation, but who still whats to avail themselves of the benefits of living here – like…
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Hooniverse Asks- What's The Worst You've Ever Been Stuck?
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One of the most salient points about personal transportation is the fact that it is able to, well, transport people places. Of course, things don’t always go as planned and sometimes we get in what the British call, a sticky wicket. It may be as simple as a flat tire on a seldom traveled back…
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Last Call- Jaguarod Edition
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I see ya woke up this mornin’ The world turned upside down Lordy, but a-things ain’t been the same Since the Jag drove in-a town Image source: [Fluevog via Flickr]
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It's Outta Here!
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After four years of dutiful service as my first classic car, a cruiser, a parts hauler and a 400 mile drive from Orange County to Fremont (more on that later…) the SS Country Sedan has a new assignment with a new captain as of last night. If you it cruising around Campbell, CA be sure…
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Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday- Lactose Intolerant Music Video
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What better way to start hump day that with a kick-ass music video by Portland Oregon head bangers, Red Fang? Have you ever wondered just exactly how much one of these videos costs? Well, wonder no more because Red Fang breaks in down for you, and at the same time smashes a butt-load of crap…
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Hooniverse Asks- What Do You Think the 62-MPG Cars Will Be Like?
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The Feds are proposing that auto makers maintain a corporate fleet fuel economy average of 62-miles per gallon by 2025. That’s less than 15 years away, a pretty short time fro such an aggressive goal. The standards are driven by a joint Department of Transportation and Environmental Protection Agency proposal to lower greenhouse gas emissions…