Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday- Lactose Intolerant Music Video

What better way to start hump day that with a kick-ass music video by Portland Oregon head bangers, Red Fang? Have you ever wondered just exactly how much one of these videos costs? Well, wonder no more because Red Fang breaks in down for you, and at the same time smashes a butt-load of crap with a mask-wearing Chevy wagon. What are you waiting for? Riff Raff after the jump.

[youtube width=”640″ height=”390″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8NFrmQ_S0&[/youtube]

PBR, poor role models, comedian Brian Posehn, and fire, this video has it ALL GOING ON! If you’re not a fan of Red Fang, well then I suggest turning it down and just enjoying the mayhem, otherwise crank it up and break out the air guitar. You’re co-workers will thank you for it.

Speaking of co-workers, the video is PG-13 due to a visual F-bomb that appears during the band-playing scenes. That might make it NSFW, or inappropriate for those who still watch Spongebob, and for those kids – DON’T DO DRUGS!


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 64 MB. You can upload: image, audio, video. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop files here

24 responses to “Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday- Lactose Intolerant Music Video”

  1. Jo Schmo Avatar
    Jo Schmo

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Ok the internetz are closed everybody, nothing more to see.

  2. McQueen Avatar

    Band doesn't sound too bad I have to say that they should have made a shopping cart pyramid and smashed it too

  3. joshuman Avatar

    I rather enjoyed that.

  4. Joe Btfsplk Avatar
    Joe Btfsplk


  5. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    Actually, I met these guys when they were in town opening for Clutch last year and they were telling stories about the making of the Prehistoric Dog video. Let's just say I had the dry heaves at one point.

  6. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
    mr. mzs zsm msz esq

    What was that after the china cabinet? It looked like blue and red kool-ade powder with beach balls on top.

    1. Deartháir Avatar

      That one baffled me as well, and my screen is too small to try and figure it out. Someone page tenbeers and tell him to take it to the giant wall of monitors I imagine to be in his Command Center. Remember Kevin Smith's lair in the latest Die Hard movie? I'm pretty sure that's what his place is like. We need him to embiggen it and tell us.

      1. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
        mr. mzs zsm msz esq

        If it had been kool-ade, they missed an opportunity by not involving fire somehow. If you throw a handful on a campfire dressed in a dark robe during the right moment in a campfire story, it really makes the kids have trouble sleeping that night. Anyway that video was great, so was the other one mentioned with the LARPers!

      2. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
        mr. mzs zsm msz esq


  7. Joe Dunlap Avatar
    Joe Dunlap

    I just moved to Portland this week…………Dear God, what have I done????

  8. engineerd Avatar

    That was better than pretty much anything on MTV (very early in the morning, when they actually show music videos), and cost a fraction as much.
    I guess PBR and a knack for breaking shit trumps pretty much everything else.

    1. Froggmann_ Avatar

      Music videos on MTV? Never…

  9. Froggmann_ Avatar

    Lets see, A band of Murliee Martins, a station wagon, lots of stuff being pummeled into a fine mist and fire? Awesome is what this equates to. The music wasn't too bad either.

  10. Deartháir Avatar

    I have to agree on that one; hard to tell on my teensy iPhone screen, but that looked like a vintage Hammond. If so, that hurts my heart.

  11. vwminispeedster Avatar

    Prehistoric dog, sweet video. want to make a Thor's hammer out of a mini keg now.

  12. SSurfer321 Avatar

    Portland. You needn't say more.

  13. dead_elvis Avatar

    I hate milk.

    1. Smells_Homeless Avatar

      So does Red Fang, apparently.

    2. mdharrell Avatar

      Fair enough, but Umpqua Dairy (see 3:40 in the video) makes really good ice cream.

  14. vwminispeedster Avatar

    I like that the check is from Maidoff Bank.

  15. CptSevere Avatar

    This might be the most inspirational thing I've seen in a long time. Buttheaded rock, PBR, beater cars and fucking shit up. I couldn't ask for anything more, other than a check for five grand, of course. One can only hope. These guys may be my latest heroes.

  16. tiberiusẅisë Avatar

    That's about as good as a video can get. Well, a video without boobs that is.

  17. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    I don't remember how I found these guys, but I'm surprised that I haven't gotten a speeding ticket thanks to 'em – this song in particular.
    It's been a while since I've intentionally hit things with my car, though. I'm with Carey… inspiration it is.