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  • If You Can Read This, That Means Jeff Was Victorious

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    …and we’ll be back in action shortly.

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  • Markaro!

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    Remember the Lincoln Blackwood? Do you jones over the  Mark LT? Well, somebody grooves on the idea of a Lincoln that not only has pick up, but is one. Claimed by the owner to have been constructed over a three year span, this fancy pants ranchero puts the trunk to bed while still keeping the…

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  • Park It Behind An Iron Curtain: Joe Stalin's ZIS 110

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    Not Joe Stalin’s Cadillac … Joe Stalin’s ZIS 110.

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  • Which One's The Dummy? HOV Scofflaw Gets Picayune Penalty

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    A New York driver faces a $135 fine for driving solo in the HOV lane. She thought she could skirt the law by placing a be-scarfed mannequin in the passenger seat. What foiled her nefarious plans? It turns out that the cops thought it was too cloudy a day for the passenger to be wearing…

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  • Hold On Loosely

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    In case y’all were wondering, we’re in the process of switching Hooniverse to a new server, and this has caused some major headaches for the Braff-master, as well as a dearth of content for everybody. We’re sorry you’re not getting your USDA- suggested allotment of hoon today, but we should be up and hooning again…

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  • One very big, very Orange Truck: The New Freightliner Coronado!

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    I received this video from the manufacturer, and so I thought I would share it with you. I put it up on my YouTube account, so enjoy. Source: Freightliner

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  • NAIAS 2010: A mega-gallery courtesy of Speed:Sport:Life

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    Our friends at Speed:Sport:Life gained entry to the repetitive press conference convention exciting showcase of new products that is the North American International Auto Show. They have created their own mega-gallery of images and broken it down for you to easily find what you are looking for it. Speed:Sport:Life MegaSuperHappyFunTimeGallery

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  • Hooniverse Weekend Edition: Creative Hoons in Action

    Hooniverse Weekend Edition: Creative Hoons in Action

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    What does a creative Hoon get when this and this are combined? Click on through to find out and let the Hoonage begin.

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  • Reports From The Field: The Detroit Auto Show 2010

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    Hi Hooniverse, I’m Andy. I’ve done some motor blogging, pushed a weird little green car across the country 8 times this summer to the tune of 45k miles, and I’ve started a terrible racing series that my friends and I enjoy quite a lot. But put all that aside, because today we’ve got a show!…

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  • Showdown: Sub-$1000 Oddities – Pintochero or Matador Coupe?

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    Last week’s dubious SVO gave the equally dubious Trans Am Turbo a shameless drubbing in the voting. However, today’s contenders are 1/10th the price, and offer style and utility (but not both!).

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  • Last Call- Paging Nicholas Cage Edition

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    Introverts. . .  need not apply.

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  • Last Call- Do The Evolution Edition

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    In Russia, car changes YOU! Image source: [Imgur.com]

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  • Speaking of Peter Max: The Dale Earnhardt All Star 2000 Monte Carlo Racecar

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    One of the oddest parings in NASCAR History was the May 2000 All Star Paint Scheme by the 1960’s artist Peter Max for one of the toughest drivers in NASCAR, Dale Earnhardt. I was made aware of this car by a good friend of Hooniverse, smokyburnout. Go here for the history of the car. Source:…

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  • Hold On Loosely

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    In case y’all were wondering, we’re in the process of switching Hooniverse to a new server, and this has caused some major headaches for the Braff-master, as well as a dearth of content for everybody. We’re sorry you’re not getting your USDA- suggested allotment of hoon today, but we should be up and hooning again…

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  • The Super Bowl MVP gets to drive…

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    Cadillac has supplied the Super Bowls most valuable player with their choice of a free ride for the last eight years. The most recent recipient, Santonio Holmes, went with a Platinum edition Hybrid Escalade. A safe, comfortable, and relatively PC choice, the Escalade Hybrid is also my choice for vehicle I secretly love even though…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- Driving Accouterments – Necessary, or Just Douchy?

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    Driving gloves, Piloti shoes, silk windbreakers with CORVETTE written up each arm- there are certain garments that  are claimed to make driving more enjoyable, or help you celebrate your passion for a particular vehicle. But, are they really necessary, or does wearing them make you look like a dink?

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