Fun and Frolics with a FIAT, sorry, FART 126.

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FART made some of the most iconic small European cars of the second half of the 20th century. The pre-war  Toplino or “Little Mouse” was cute, charming and capable. It was replaced by the comparatively less advanced, but stylistically imortal 500, which is revered today quite feverishly. Then, in their infinite wisdom, they replaced the charismatic, classless 500 in 1972 with the 126.
I guess they called it progress, but from being a Loveable Lilliputian the Baby Fart had become just a small car. Yet though it was by no means the best thing to ever come in a small package, it still made a major contribution to the European street scene. Here;s one which visited Classics On The Quay in Colchester this weekend.

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In the late ’60s FIAT (FART’s real name) were moving on, and the style of their products reflected this. Just as Brutalist edifices were all the rage in architecture in the ’60s and ’70s, as were boxy, angular shapes on car designer’s sketch pads. The Fiat range at the time already boasted the square-rigged 124 and the 127, and their smallest model needed to be kicked into touch if it were to fit in to their corporate identity. It was, in essence, the exact opposite of what they did in 2007 with the most recent 500.
So rather than retain an individual spirit and identity, the broadly unchanged mechanical package was forced to wear a rectilinear set of clothes cut from the same cloth as the 127 which went on sale a year earlier. Of course, being ass-engined and air-cooled there was no need for a front grille. Somehow the 500 managed to look wonderful without one, while the 126’s blank expression lends it a slightly gormless air.
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Also unlike the 500, the 126 rapidly became seen as budget choice and nothing else. A 500 owner might well also have a 365 GTB/4 in the garage for trips out of the city. A 126 owner was less likely to own a garage at all. The 126 was among the cheapest cars sold in Europe and that was one of its key selling points. Romance didn’t come into it.
Like so many cheap cars the majority have been exterminated by now, and those which remain find themselves in the hands of a totally different sector of the population to what it was originally marketed to. Now these basic, noisy, unrefined cars are being appreciated for the sheer novelty value of driving a basic, noisy, unrefined car. Just like the Trabants we looked at yesterday.
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Given the right set of circumstances, these things are fun. Rear engine and short wheelbase makes for gravel-flailing joy on loosely packed surfaces. Unfortunately, the hard ride, severely limited performance and a whole list of other considerations mean that pleasure is rather less forthcoming in less jocular situations. Topping out at 65mph makes out-of-town asphalt a rather hostile environment for the 126.
Wearing natty alloys from a later Fiat Seicento, as well as additional driving lights this ’88 model shows the hallmarks of a machine whose current day career involves nothing much more than entertainment. The world needs more cars like this. The world needs to lighten up a bit.
(Images copyright Chris Haining / Hooniverse 2015)

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  1. Vavon Avatar
    Vavon

    These Girls are laughing at your fart jokes!

    1. mzszsm Avatar
      mzszsm

      It blows my mind that white blinkers were allowed likely into the ’80s in Poland. Maybe the bulbs were yellow. I guess there had to be a place in the world to balance out against the French and their yellow headlights, you’re welcome.

    2. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      Everyone loves a good fart joke!

  2. mdharrell Avatar

    Oh, and here I thought it stood for Freeway Advancement and Racing Team, responsible for the F.A.R.T. Kit which alters the kingpin angle on HMV Freeways to make them more manageable at speed.
    Stock:
    http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/angibb/freeway68s.jpg
    With F.A.R.T. Kit:
    http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/angibb/freeway83r.jpg
    The most noticeable component is the large L bracket, although there’s a bit more to it as well.

  3. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    Years ago I had a $200 Gremlin that I cut the roof of. I also painted it black and white checkered, as one does. I combined the the name script from a Sportabout and a Fairmont, and VOILA! The “Fartabout” was born…

  4. mzszsm Avatar
    mzszsm

    I’ve shared these stories before, so if you have read them before, I apologize. The first is short but sweet. When you remove the headlight there is a space behind it perfect for concealing valuable items when traveling between East Germany and Poland, or at least when there was an East Germany and the border guards were notoriously corrupt and not liking Poles very much in particular. And they they make jokes about the Polish, keep looking under the seats, a load of good it will do you.
    In the mid-’80s I visited Poland and a relative who I called grandpa, cause he was like a grandfather to me though he never did have children of his own. He had a 126p and I asked if I could take a ride with. Everyone thought I was nuts cause my father had BOUGHT a Mercedes 190E just for the trip (long story), but there was just something so alluring about that little car. So we head off, the whole family in two cars and it starts raining. Grandpa turns on the wipers and they seem awfully slow, they really are not doing much good at all. So I ask him can he turn them up? But he replies What!? Remember it’s a loud car sounding sort of like a mix between coughing and farting and his hearing was not the best, so I ask again, but this time with more volume. And he says, No I heard you the first time, are you nuts? The wipers are on, they can’t go any faster, as if there existed no possible manner in the universe for it to be so.
    So they make Polish jokes.

  5. dead_elvis Avatar
    dead_elvis

    More bark than bite, these FARTs.

  6. theskig Avatar
    theskig

    This is the public transport of Locarno, Switzerland