Know My Fine! (Guess My Fine! Winner Announcement)
Jeff GluckerMmmm... speeding donuts Many many fine guesses today that ranged from the hopelessly optimistic (jthomp: $0. It got thrown out!)…
Half-Car Driving Rodeo Roundup: Git-R-(Half)-Dun!!!
Alex KiersteinEver looked at a dilapidated FWD car and suddenly ... PAH! ... it hits you that the majority of the…
Hooning it to the Man
Robert EmslieYou know, you only get to take a new driver's license picture once every few years, you might as well…
Perhaps The Greatest Potential For LeMons Superstardom Ever
HooniverseWe're all familiar with LeMons racing at this point. Many men in many different cars have won the title, but…
Grandma Said Knock You Out!
In this corner, wearing the red EMR paint and weighing in at a stout 3 tons- THE CRUSHER! And in…
Craigslist Egregiousness: Bait-'N'-Switch Temptation Edition
DeartháirFor a classic example of temptation battling rationality we can always turn to Craigslist. Today is no exception. Über-commenter and…
Ride of Frankenstein: Midnight Go-fer Edition
Have you ever been happily minding your own mundane workaday business when you were suddenly blindsided by a mindmelting vision…
Name That Part: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!! Edition
Last time, on Name That Part, I managed to throw strange enough logic at you that I finally made you…
The Skoda 120: "A Masterful Blend of Precision and Subtle Refinements"
Tim OdellDespite their ability to pull something like 4 million pageviews in a day, actually pay their staff, or even send…
Hooniverse Asks- Which do You Like Better: Closed Coupe or Topless?
Some people like the feel of the wind in their hair, the sun on their shoulder, and the visceral experience…