By Robert Emslie
Spotted by a Redditor, this Ferrari 458 Italia takes its ostentation to a whole ‘nother level with this loud Ze-Brah! wrap job. It’s super annoying, but I can’t stop looking at it.
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Jeff Glucker
Okay, SoCal hoons – what post office is that?
In other news, I'm watching Wipeout, and Jill Wagner has a ring on her finger. I'm crushed.
Ooooh, Hooniverse GeoGuessr. Culver City.
Also, I didn't realize Jill Wagner was still around.
This is why Muthalovin should play PowerBall:
Powerball winner's first purchase will be used Acura NSX off Craigslist
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/08/08/powerball-winn…
I thought that was a ferrari wrapped in gift wrap.
I thought it was under a patio cover.
I thought it was in the shadow of a picket fence.
Ahhh… the Prancing Zebra.
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That sounds like the name of a gentlemen's club.
No, that would be The Rampant Unicorn.
I'm sure it must have made sense at the time. To someone. The only reason I can see, would be if you wanted to park in pedestrian crossings.
What advantages does this motor car have over say… a battleship, which I can also paint?
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Doh!!
…gently massages your buttocks.
Wait, what?
After installing the new wheel-tire combo, my son pointed out the left side rear tire is flush to the fender, the right is about a half inch in.
With the other wheels, you couldn't see the difference. Adjustable Panhard bar ordered, $110 to the door, installed.
I had to admire my view from under the rear of the car. At this rate I'll have all the stock, black, rusty, squishy things replaced with cool, red, shiny, stiff things in a few months.
From the other end of the Fiat Auto spectrum: this 500C is also white, black, & red. But I don't think 4 engineering interns + a short Chrysler employee-pricing-program representative would have been able to fit in the Ferrari for a test-drive.
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Dear Ferrari, please stop selling your cars to Justin Bieber. That is all.
They allegedly have a vetting system for their new-car customers.
This one must've been pre-owned.
Dazzle ship camo for going fast?
OT: Small cars are not very popular in Norway, but I feel like I have seen a lot of the latest Ford Fiesta. Unfortunately, Ford effectively connects its name to disappointment: "Woah, an Aston M…no, just a bloody Fiesta". Foolish design strategy!
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Every time I see a Fusion I think "Astooo… crap". Soon, I'll be so immune, I won't even realize when a real Aston Martin cruises by. (There are a couple here in Central Indiana).
Well, it is impressive that Ford did a better tiny Aston Martin than Aston Martin. I'd take a Fiesta over their IQ thing any day.
That's a narrow choice, but I fully agree with you. Why on earth would anyone want a so tiny AM…that's a Toyota/Peugeot. Did they even sell the whole lot?
Stripes are slimming. Right?
They sure are.
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What's the deal with that cucumber picture?
I'd give you more than 1 thumbs up for that, if i could. Since i can't, I toggled it on and off several times.
Day 20: No one knows I'm a watermelon.