Last Call: Pop Goes The Whizzer Edition

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I have decided to to come out with my own line of racer car driver underwear. It will be easy breathing, flame retardant, and most importantly, all kinds of brown.
Last Call indicates the end of Hooniverse’s broadcast day. It’s meant to be an open forum for anyone and anything. Thread jacking is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. 
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  1. Batshitbox Avatar

    Ooof. Considering the suspension characteristics and the construction of your average open-wheeler seat… I hope his racing leathers kept his kidneys in place.

    1. roguetoaster Avatar

      Don’t worry, although his organs jiggled around his spine compressed slightly to compensate.

    2. neight428 Avatar

      I’d bet his abdominal cavity had a bit more volume once he took flight and that the racing suit will need to be laundered thoroughly.

  2. CherokeeOwner Avatar

    So, something interesting happened in my neck of the woods this morning. I saw, supposedly, the first Jeep Renegade to be delivered to Colorado.
    I saw the thing parked in front of a grocery store, with three guys talking to each other. You couldn’t miss it: Bright yellow Latitude model. Turns out one of the guys worked up the road from the store at the Chrysler dealership. Couple notes:
    -Tons of headroom. Driver’s seat seemed kind of low though.
    -Generally much bigger on the inside than I thought. Behind the rear seats, I suspect its as big as the area behind the rear seats of my old XJ, though the whole car trades length for height and width. It’s short. I think a Mini Countryman is longer than this thing.
    -It has locking diffs.
    -The yellow paint looks better in real life than it does on the website.
    -…I kind of, sort of, maybe want one real bad now.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      Comparable to a Suzuki Jimny in size and height?

    2. dr zero Avatar
      dr zero

      Well obviously you need to get one in blue and call it Tardis.

    3. GTXcellent Avatar

      My wife and I are anxiously awaiting the first Renegades to show up at the dealers here – supposedly in-transit with anticipated delivery of next week. Only Latitudes for now, and the allocation is 1 per dealer. If she likes it (size wise), we’ll probably be ordering a Trailhawk. To be continued…

  3. Sjalabais Avatar

    I’ve been rambling on how rare my Honda van is, with it being exotic making driving one less embarrassing. Now I finally contacted the registration office: Yes, only 148 are registered in the entire country. Big grin. Also the Camry is relatively rare, but with its long production run, there are 3000-something left spanning three decades. Somewhat interesting numbers:
    Reg. Year Number
    1983 18
    1984 33
    1985 74
    1986 103
    1987 194
    1988 97
    1989 85
    1990 95
    1991 180
    1992 207
    1993 296
    1994 208
    1995 226
    1996 210
    1997 456
    1998 364
    1999 243
    2000 228
    2001 202
    2002 263
    2003 90
    2004 46
    2005 2
    2006 3
    2007 15
    2008 6
    2009 3
    2010 4
    I think official sales stopped around 2004, so the newer ones are private imports.

  4. mzszsm Avatar

    Go Speed Racer, GO!