Last Call- Pleased to Meat You Bumper Sticker Edition

On the other side of the bumper: You can take my bacon when you can pry it from my warm, greasy fingers.
Last Call indicates the end of Hooniverse’s broadcast day. It’s meant to be an open forum for anyone and anything. Thread jacking is not only accepted, it’s encouraged.
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  1. Alff Avatar

    If God wanted us to safely tow trailers then why did he attach the 7-pin adapter to the underside of the bumper with one rusty drywall screw?

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      What's the safety issue? The ground is one of the 7 pins, and the housing (not necessarily the bracket) is typically plastic. I have one that's held on by a zip tie, for probably a decade now.

  2. Wildcat_445 Avatar

    I see this on a Jeep every so often:
    ¡ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

    1. ptschett Avatar

      Alternate (could we say inverted?) version I saw on a presumable first-responder's car at the Ojibwe Forests Rally in 2009:
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  3. nigelmgb Avatar

    Forget dead prez… today is Enzo's birthday. He was born on this day in 1898. This should be an International Day of Remembrance.

  4. stigshift Avatar

    I wonder, since vegans claim to never eat anything with a face, how can they ever enjoy oral sex?

    1. Wildcat_445 Avatar

      Maybe some of them think that oral sex means, "Talk dirty to me."

    2. ptschett Avatar

      And what do they do if the kids want Spongebob popsicles?
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  5. dukeisduke Avatar

    Someone here needs to buy this thing:
    1969 Mercedes-Benz L408 G Auxiliary Fire Truck:
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    And it's only 40 grand.

  6. Devin Avatar

    Did a pile of comments just disappear?

    1. Vavon Avatar

      It seems so, I have made but one comment on this site… HAHAHA!!!

      1. dr zero Avatar
        dr zero

        And the precious, precious points are disappearing too!

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          I assume this means at long last they're being converted into fabulous prizes of unspeakable value.

          1. texlenin Avatar

            Wait! Ferrous Oxide has a value!?? We're rich!!!!