Last Call: Lock… and Load Edition

Robert Emslie

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Last weekend the police arrested a 36-year old man at the Coachella Music Festival after revelers, using the Find My iPhone app, pinpointed him as the culprit in more than 300 phone thefts at the event. Way to go meddling teens! In shocking contrast to those music-loving impromptu private eyes, the owner of this scooter appears to be taking a far less active role in crime prevention.
Last Call indicates the end of Hooniverse’s broadcast day.  It’s meant to be an open forum for anyone and anything. Thread jacking is not only accepted, it’s encouraged.
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5 responses to “Last Call: Lock… and Load Edition”

  1. Wayne Moyer Avatar
    Wayne Moyer

    Pfft, just open the seat on the scooter and find the bolt cutters the owner users when they forget their keys.

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    1. Alff Avatar
      Alff

      But then you’d have a scooter

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      1. DoctorNine Avatar
        DoctorNine

        I suspect the ineffective locking strategy is a subtle way to encourage someone to take the damn thing. It’s really easy to get a scooter, but near impossible to get rid of them.

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  2. Vairship Avatar
    Vairship

    This is much more secure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i7sTv6c6bQ

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    1. DoctorNine Avatar
      DoctorNine

      Clearly my physics teacher was right. There is a HUGE amount of space between atoms, and they sometimes DO just slip past one another.

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