Last Call: Dogged by an Impoverished Past Edition

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You can take the hillbilly out of the hills but you’ll never get the hills out of the hillbilly.
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  1. PaulE Avatar
    PaulE

    Nigel, knowing that Lamborghini made tractors, wanted to impress his mates and show off his new tractor-trailer combo.

  2. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    I have a pal who rehabilitates Teslas, because that’s a thing. Evidently there’s a pretty good margin in taking a flooded, salvage titled Tesla that the factory won’t service anymore, going through the electrics and interior, and selling it, sans warranty. He’s flipped his way through 8 of them and now has a high option model. His poor Nissan Leaf is feeling neglected.
    Always an operator out there chiseling a buck out of the used car market.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      I guess that market is based on champagne floodings?

      1. njhoon Avatar
        njhoon

        I am going to guess the floods in the Houston Texas area. But I was wondering that too.
        Champagne floodings and Caviar dingle berries!

  3. I_Borgward Avatar
    I_Borgward

    Take a tip from your Uncle Vinnie. You take all those leaves, you load them into the trailer. Then, you go for a nice blast up the road, stretch its legs out. No leaves, no problem.

  4. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    After spending all the lottery winnings on a Lamborghini, and putting new tires on the trailer, Jeb realised he didn’t have enough money left for a pickup truck.

  5. outback_ute Avatar
    outback_ute

    Can you imagine the guy who was asked to put the tow hitch on the Lamborghini?

  6. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    Let’s see: lots of horsepower, lots of torque and a low first gear. Seems like a waste of the car not to use it for towing. I’m a little disappointed that the trailer doesn’t have Lambo doors, though.

  7. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    “I don’t own the the clothes I’m wearing
    But I’m beyond the point of caring
    And I got one more silver dollar
    But I’m not gonna let them catch me
    No, I’m not gonna let the catch The Midnight Drug Dealer Rider….

  8. CruisinTime Avatar
    CruisinTime

    Sparky Approves……………

  9. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Have you seen that movie, “My Versatile Lamborghini?”
    No, but I’ve seen the trailer.