By Robert Emslie
There are certain road rules by which we all should agree to abide. Gas, Grass, or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free is one of the most universal, but I like the cut of this one’s jib as well.
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Dean Winchester would be so conflicted right about now.
My wife has this on a keychain.
I like cake.
Cake is life.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3c5dc71005bf6f8d7e5c1a8f285041e/tumblr_mi6ejyNrK21qiyullo1_500.gif
(Amd also, stickers like the one above are funny for the better part of a second. Why are they so popular? I don’t get it.)
Pie (specifically, apple pie) > cake
It’s just good science.
Every cake gets better if you delicately add som apple. Maybe except for brownies – the juice removes the crust.
Maybe, but you’re still left with just cake, which is objectively inferior to pie.
Having grown up in a family gifted with exceptional bakers, my gut & I are over-qualified to judge desserts. (After copious sampling of said desserts – for research purposes, of course. Nothing to do with gluttony or lack of impulse control.)
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
Shut your pie hole 😉 https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-La8IcmVYkF0/Ve7kUF4NlZI/AAAAAAAAqJQ/TwLWN1s65o8/s960/15%2B-%2B2&foo=bar.jpg /team cherry pie
Shut your pie hole 😉 https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-La8IcmVYkF0/Ve7kUF4NlZI/AAAAAAAAqJQ/TwLWN1s65o8/s960/15%2B-%2B2&foo=bar.jpg /team cherry pie
You say that like’s it a bad thing. What other room better in which to be drunk? YOU’RE IN A ROOM WITH PIE!!
I’ll concede that sometimes Cake is pretty great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpP1yNRo4rE
What about pie that is also cake?
http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/101025-cake-hmed-8a.grid-6×2.jpg
http://www.digiday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/out.gif
“How can I describe him? That’s right, not afraid of pie”
http://www.littlebritain.pl/img/linda.png
“You know him. . . Fatty fatty boom boom.”
Speaking of ‘Shut your cakehole’, I just saw a VW Jetta Tv commercial which is titled
“Things aren’t always what they appear to be”
I can’t stop laughing! I mean that is exactly the message VW needs to be sending right now!
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/ALoc/volkswagen-jetta-things-arent-always-what-they-appear-to-be
So apparently Volvo made this sitcom-like info/commercial thing about Clive, the crash dummy with a heavy Gothenburg-accent, in 2000 when 3D-animation was still cool. Cringeworthy is just the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydNxM5KV8M
When stiff Swedes try to be both funny and educational….Teknikens Värld had a special on Clive a couple of weeks ago, I think.
I asked myself, “How bad can it be?”
Regrettably, I found out.
But Clive did utter a line that should be in a drinking song: “No brain, no pain!”
Wait, a Pruis driver that doesn’t condemn the term Shotgun as promoting gun violence?
I’m pretty sure, given their choice of vehicle, they also have a “Coexist” sticker.
Considering they like guns…
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415kC2b0AhL._SX425_.jpg
Hate the original, love that one! Never seen it before.
Nah, these are better…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-u4IwXkbE
mmm… Cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uwjsG0cRf0
I love it madly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMHUzm22oE
We’re going to run out of Cake!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK31Bj7204Q
Someone’s going to have to start covering THEM.
The bit about the girl jumping out of a pie gets me every time. That show never stops being funny.