Germany has their bugs, Italy their little mice, while here in ‘Murica we have the Stang and Vette, both diminutives for cars that have always aspired to be anything but diminutive. We tend to love giving things nicknames, and our cars are no exception. Some nicknames are personal, while some gain more general acceptance. Of those latter, I want your opinion of which one is the best.
One of my favorites has always been the shoebox, a name applied to the cars of the mid fifties which eschewed the up until then tradition of separately defined hood and fenders. I think that Shoebox Chevy is a cool name, as is Tri-Five, which is also appended to that generation of Bow Tie cars. On the other hand, one that I never warmed to was the calling of the Triumph Dolomite the “Dolly.” The full name of the British sedan is on its own about the coolest on the planet – taken from a range of European mountains – while Dolly is something your little sister plays with.
Those are just a couple of examples – from my own personal ends of the scale – but what are yours? Are you fond of Goats (GTOs)? Or, perhaps you think that the ‘Vette is where it’s at. What do you say, what is the best car brand nickname?
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For any Audi quattro- "quattro" or "the quattro".
Clownshoe
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Still more fashionable than a Wedge.
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Or Phallus
I pass a caged red Clownshoe every day on my commute home. Always brings me a smile.
Ask us again tomorrow, so we can vote for Trumpet (Triumph), Gixxer (GSX-R), Husky (Husqvarna), Duc (Ducati), Harley (Harley-Davidson), Zuke (Suzuki), Kaw (Kawasaki), Beemer (BMW)
For cars, I’ve got to go with Goat, but I might be biased. How about Chevy? Chevrolet has embraced that one to the point that it is in virtually all of their advertisements. Caddy? I think Cadillac only “embraced” that one with the Catera campaign. Mercedes-Benz is typically truncated to either Mercedes or Benz. Speaking of Mercedes, how about Merc? How about Merc for Mercury, as well? How about Bimmer?
When someone says "Merc," I hear "outboard."
As far as bikes go, you can't do better than "Water Buffalo."
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My friend says Merc for Mercedes, I say Merc for Mercury. I owned a Mercury, he owned a Benz. Confusing stuff that.
You forgot "Goose" (Moto-Guzzi)!
Yep, and while I mentioned "Harley" as a shortened term for Harley Davidson, I neglected to mention "Hog".
AKA "Hardly Ableson"
"Fat ass."
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Before Chrysler ruined the name K-Car.
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The Mustang and the Chrysler K-platform were both Iacocca babies. It's like George Foreman naming all his kids George.
Imp
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Or as I considered mine (not pictured, but in avatar), Imperial Star Destroyer
Pimp
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NEEDS NO SILLY NICKNAME.
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Reptar.
Rip Tore.
I see a slight resemblance.
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ALREADY HAS ONE.
CLEVAH GUHL
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Also,
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Brick, when reffering to old volvos. The last one being the v70 from 03 I believe.
I've always thought of Brick as referring only to 14x-94x Volvos (Volvi?). The whiteblocks are all considerably more curvaceous.
My 850 wagon was square and red, so it aaaalmost qualified, and I'd let the whiteblock 960/S/V90 in as well, of course. The S/V70 is about where I'd start to question it, and the S40/60/80, definitely not.
No such thing as a FWD Brick, son! I grudgingly tolerate your 960/etc suggestion, but that's pushing it.
(Don't think I'm dissing the 850 or whiteblocks, of course. I once had the chance to ride shotgun in an 850 that was built beyond anything FWD I'd been in. It was glorious sounding, and nothing brick-like about it other than that big ol' square ass. I'd take an 850 T-5R wagon in yellow, thankyouverymuch!)
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No, I agree, it's by no means a classic redblock – way too complicated and refined for that. Still red, dusty, and rectangular.
"Legoback" gets points for being both quite clever and uniquely appropriate.
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Daytona
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How about Scooby for Subaru?
or "Saabaru" for the 9-2X
or "trollblazer" for the 9-7
Saabrolet.
Took me the longest time to realize it was because of Trollhätten
exactly why I enjoy this name
I was expecting to see "breadvan" at the top of the page.
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"On the other hand, one that I never warmed to was the calling of the Triumph Dolomite the “Dolly.” The full name of the British sedan is on its own about the coolest on the planet – taken from a range of European mountains."
A Triumph Dolomite would seem to be an ideal method of transportation for that tiny subset of the population into British cars AND geology. Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone meeting that description.
I'd also be happy with an Austin Cambrian, the name used for some years of the Cambridge in North American markets.
I prefer my Austins to be pre-Cambrian.
I sympathize even though mine, at -33 BP, is decidedly Holocene.
Birdcage
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Sex on wheels.
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Wait until the 10:30am post…
Oh, yeah, baby! I just saw it!
I've always found myself wishing that the Dolomite had a misspelling in there:
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Chain gang
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Shitbox (thanks to Car and Driver, in their first road test of it):
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Car and Driver road testing an American low buck grocery getter, bunch of sneering snobs.
Keep in mind the Chevette came out a full year after the VW Golf (Rabbit). So this was GM's answer to the Golf? Weak sauce.
I had a Rabbit once and a Chevette once,the GM was the cheaper build,but the VW had bad fusebox placement and connectivity problems, the Chevette kept on ticking,and rattling and rolling.
Wonder what the MSRP difference what between the two?
Oh, I owned an Audi Fox, so you don't have to tell me about electrical/fusebox issues, like having slag from blown fuses land on the floorboard. I don't see that many Chevettes any more, but I see more of those than I do Rabbits (which is none). I'll look at home tonight at my Standard Catalogs to find the original MSRPs.
Mostly ground issues, when the fusebox has a partial ground.
'Slade.
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Ford Fiso
Mercedes G-Wagon
Pontiac Goat
VW Dokka
Toyota Mister Two
Subaru Lesbian Love Wagon
Suzuki Sammy
Lesbaru.
Lesbaru has weird connotations to me. My godfather says it a lot and he's automotively "special"
I always liked the name Fezza when referring to a Ferrari.
I don't.
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The Dude abides.
"Tin Lizzie". The Ford Model T. Oldest and best.
Deuce coupe also comes to mind.
Subie and Lesbaru for Subaru. Saabaru for Saab 9-2x mentioned above is one of my favorites too.
Jeep
Given that although it is now a brand, it started as a nickname for the "Ford GPW".
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The Popemobile
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I always liked the English nickname for Peugeot: Pug, and dogs like that too…
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Man in the Iron Mask. *gggnnnggnngggg*
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Snatchbasket.
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Morgan "Moggie"; which I thought was just applied to the three wheelers, which for tax purposes aren't cars, but do have a steering wheel. Moggie is a Anglicism meaning 'cat', but more often scruffy cantankerous cat.
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MOG-3, hah, leetspeak. Hah.
The AMG Hammer. Oh wait, AMG really did call it that. Sorry, my bad…
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The Polish nickname for the VW type-I is garbusek – something like little-hunch-backed-one back in English. That always made more sense to me.
It's a Doozy…
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DustBuster
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When I'm mad at my old car it's a Blunderbird or a Thunderchicken.
Deuce and a Quarter!
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What? No 'Douche-mobile' for Hummer?
Doesn't someone around here own a Town Cow?
Somewhat related, I usually refer to stretch limos as "land barges".
ЯAMBO LAMBO…
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