Hooniverse Asks- What's the Best Car Brand Nickname?

By Robert Emslie Feb 11, 2013

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Germany has their bugs, Italy their little mice, while here in ‘Murica we have the Stang and Vette, both diminutives for cars that have always aspired to be anything but diminutive. We tend to love giving things nicknames, and our cars are no exception. Some nicknames are personal, while some gain more general acceptance. Of those latter, I want your opinion of which one is the best.

One of my favorites has always been the shoebox, a name applied to the cars of the mid fifties which eschewed the up until then tradition of separately defined hood and fenders. I think that Shoebox Chevy is a cool name, as is Tri-Five, which is also appended to that generation of Bow Tie cars. On the other hand, one that I never warmed to was the calling of the Triumph Dolomite the “Dolly.” The full name of the British sedan is on its own about the coolest on the planet – taken from a range of European mountains – while Dolly is something your little sister plays with.

Those are just a couple of examples – from my own personal ends of the scale – but what are yours? Are you fond of Goats (GTOs)? Or, perhaps you think that the ‘Vette is where it’s at. What do you say, what is the best car brand nickname?

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83 thoughts on “Hooniverse Asks- What's the Best Car Brand Nickname?”
  1. Ask us again tomorrow, so we can vote for Trumpet (Triumph), Gixxer (GSX-R), Husky (Husqvarna), Duc (Ducati), Harley (Harley-Davidson), Zuke (Suzuki), Kaw (Kawasaki), Beemer (BMW)
    For cars, I’ve got to go with Goat, but I might be biased. How about Chevy? Chevrolet has embraced that one to the point that it is in virtually all of their advertisements. Caddy? I think Cadillac only “embraced” that one with the Catera campaign. Mercedes-Benz is typically truncated to either Mercedes or Benz. Speaking of Mercedes, how about Merc? How about Merc for Mercury, as well? How about Bimmer?

    1. My friend says Merc for Mercedes, I say Merc for Mercury. I owned a Mercury, he owned a Benz. Confusing stuff that.

      1. Yep, and while I mentioned "Harley" as a shortened term for Harley Davidson, I neglected to mention "Hog".

    1. The Mustang and the Chrysler K-platform were both Iacocca babies. It's like George Foreman naming all his kids George.

      1. My 850 wagon was square and red, so it aaaalmost qualified, and I'd let the whiteblock 960/S/V90 in as well, of course. The S/V70 is about where I'd start to question it, and the S40/60/80, definitely not.

        1. No such thing as a FWD Brick, son! I grudgingly tolerate your 960/etc suggestion, but that's pushing it.
          (Don't think I'm dissing the 850 or whiteblocks, of course. I once had the chance to ride shotgun in an 850 that was built beyond anything FWD I'd been in. It was glorious sounding, and nothing brick-like about it other than that big ol' square ass. I'd take an 850 T-5R wagon in yellow, thankyouverymuch!)

  2. "On the other hand, one that I never warmed to was the calling of the Triumph Dolomite the “Dolly.” The full name of the British sedan is on its own about the coolest on the planet – taken from a range of European mountains."
    A Triumph Dolomite would seem to be an ideal method of transportation for that tiny subset of the population into British cars AND geology. Unfortunately, I can't think of anyone meeting that description.

      1. Keep in mind the Chevette came out a full year after the VW Golf (Rabbit). So this was GM's answer to the Golf? Weak sauce.

        1. I had a Rabbit once and a Chevette once,the GM was the cheaper build,but the VW had bad fusebox placement and connectivity problems, the Chevette kept on ticking,and rattling and rolling.
          Wonder what the MSRP difference what between the two?

          1. Oh, I owned an Audi Fox, so you don't have to tell me about electrical/fusebox issues, like having slag from blown fuses land on the floorboard. I don't see that many Chevettes any more, but I see more of those than I do Rabbits (which is none). I'll look at home tonight at my Standard Catalogs to find the original MSRPs.

  3. Ford Fiso
    Mercedes G-Wagon
    Pontiac Goat
    VW Dokka
    Toyota Mister Two
    Subaru Lesbian Love Wagon
    Suzuki Sammy

  4. The Polish nickname for the VW type-I is garbusek – something like little-hunch-backed-one back in English. That always made more sense to me.

  5. Doesn't someone around here own a Town Cow?
    Somewhat related, I usually refer to stretch limos as "land barges".

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