Hooniverse Asks- How Trick Was Your First Bike?

There was a time, before we all could drive, when the intrinsic need to spread one’s wings was satisfied not by being chauffeured to the mall by mom, but by the freedom and personal expression that our bicycles, skate boards and – to a much lesser extent – Marks-a-lotted Vans shoes afforded. Disregarding the last two, as they lack the purity of mechanized speed which makes cars so intoxicating, bikes were frequently our first mobile canvases for that individualistic expression. Did you have a really sweet bike when you were growing up? Still have it?
It is Two Wheel Tuesday, and that typically means motorcycles, however before you could even get a motorcycle license, you could ride a bike where you were the motor. For many, that first one meant coaster brakes, sissy bars and banana seats.
For others, that first bike was something made from large-section tubing, and typically with BMX written on it somewhere. Those bikes most likely had tractor saddles and short handlebars with a padded crossbar on top. Typical of any bike, once you were able to wobble it around sans-training wheels, you started to customize it.
My first bike was a hand-me-down coaster brake Schwinn (who made like 90% of all kids’ bikes back then) with a wide slick in back and some modest ape-hangers for handle bars. Like a soldier in boot camp, I became adept at disassembling and reassembling the bike for various paint jobs, new saddles and flat repairs. Like the bike in the lead photo, mine  had a banana seat, and I can still smell its petrochemical aroma from the drive home from purchasing it at Gemco. The long, curved saddle attached in front by a standard clamp mount, and in back by two bolts throw the sissy bar.
If you don’t know, a sissy bar is a backrest on either a bike or motorcycle that helps keep passengers from becoming ex-passengers. In my neighborhood they ranged in size from anywhere around seat height to more than four feet above that, and they all had a little bend at the top where it curved over. I went through I don’t know how many bars because a common practice with our bikes was to jump them off the driveway aprons and curbs. That snapped the thin chrome posts like toothpicks.
Usually a summer’s abuse rendered my bike unfit for school transportation duty, so a right of the Fall was a trip to the aforementioned Gemco for new bars, tires, seats and handlebar grips. And no, I never had the kind of grips with streamers on them, but some of the girls did. I often repainted it then too, and back in those days kids could buy spray paint at the hardware store without somebody calling the cops.
One time, when I was ten or eleven, and was playing with the neighborhood kids in a yard down the block, an older kid – he must have been all of fourteen, but looked as big as a house to me – came riding by on his bike. Wanting to impress the little kids, he popped a wheelie, and standing on the pedals and pumping his legs to keep the spinning front wheel in the air as long as possible. Unfortunately for him, he had neglected to check the tightness of his front axle nuts that day and the wheel dropped to the asphalt and bounced to the curb. So shocked was he that he immediately stopped pedaling, the result of which was the front forks dropping down onto that same asphalt, immediately halting the bike’s forward progress, but not the kid’s. Sparks flew, and so did he, ending up bloodied and bruised and telling us to all stop laughing at him.
That was an unplanned modification to his bike, but the coolest ones are always planned, whether they be cards in the spokes, or a Who album’s worth of mirrors on the handle bars. Whatever it was, how tricked out  did you make your bike?
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26 responses to “Hooniverse Asks- How Trick Was Your First Bike?”

  1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Schwinn Predator Qualifier BMX in full chrome.
    Yes I still have it.

  2. damnelantra™[!] Avatar
    damnelantra™[!]

    mine was moments after getting a hang of the gyroscope effect. moments after mastering the bicycle, i was so astonished that i had not yet fallen over that i did not pay attention to the parked car sitting across my side walk closed coarse. not yet comfortable with the whole "stopping" thing i went full gun into that car. ended up getting the front wheel stuck between the pavement and rocker panel…
    im still amazed that i remember that so vividly, but always forget my paps birthday.

  3. Alff Avatar

    Mine was similar to the one in the lead photo – wide slick, ape hangers, sissy bar. It wasn't a Scwhinn (that was for rich kids) and thus didn't have the nard-threatening console mounted stick shift. At the time I was disappointed but I'm sure my three children appreciate its absence.

  4. hglaber Avatar
    hglaber

    About the strangest thing I did was attach the front forks of my younger brother's Stingray to the back axle of mine. This created a kind of bicycle built for two, but an articulated one with three wheels (and two-wheel drive).
    The best part was, if the front seat was unoccupied you could steer it from the rear. The worst part was, Schwinns of the time being constructed of structural steel girders, it was mighty heavy for one kid to propel.
    Of course this left li'l bro without independent transport so it didn't last long.

  5. lilwillie Avatar

    Mine wasn't trick. It had solid tires, not rubber. Some kind of brutally hard plastic or something. I still have my first bike. It's in the barn, I know right where it is. Hoped to have my kids riding it one day but my wife vetoed it.
    I should dig it out and get some pics….

  6. Charles_Barrett Avatar

    Oh, those Schwinn Stingray banana seats with the glitter finish…! What was it about the clear-plastic over-coating on the seat that made it turn murky-brown and sticky-tacky after just one summer in the California sun…? I finally decided that a flat-black leatherette banana seat looked cool on the green-bodied bike; my folks by then had a green Ford Maverick with a black vinyl roof and black interior, so I thought our wheels matched…!

  7. BigFatGeek Avatar
    BigFatGeek

    1979 Raleigh Rampar R10, metallic copper w/ black bars/stem/vinyl saddle. First bike was every hoon's taste of wheeled freedom, every block you pedaled away from home felt like a mile. All my friends had Schwinns, I had to have something different. Ironically I ended up working for Schwinn for 12+ years later in life.

  8. Armand4 Avatar
    Armand4

    My bikes have all been fairly trick, but I never really went all-out with custom touches until I was old enough to drive a car, which made it more practical for me to have my bikes disassembled and strewn around my parents' garage. Because I'm a very, very strange guy, I have several '60s French bikes– a '64 Peugeot converted to fixed-gear (BEFORE fixies were trendy, thank you) with a custom Rust-Oleum paint job and NOS aluminum "shorty" racing fenders, and a '68 Bertin ten-speed, which I ride to work when the weather cooperates. The Bertin, my primary bike now, has Suntour Cyclone derailleurs and cool hammered aluminum fenders. And then there's the Beast, a mid-'90s Specialized Stumpjumper. I once went off a jump and bent the seatpost.
    The next project should be even more epic, even if it'll be hella slow. My bike-crazy cousin sent me some parts to start building my dream cruiser– drum brake up front, 3-speed coaster in the rear, Brooks saddle. All I need now is an old Schwinn Corvette frame…

  9. muthalovin Avatar

    I believe my first bike was a Mr. T BMX-style bike. I learned to ride on it, and once I was big enough, I would always jack my dad's Specialized and cruise it around the block like I was hot shit. Until he found. Scariest day of my life.

  10. Maymar Avatar

    Mine was a pretty generic early 90's BMX sorta thing. It never got tricked out, but I put that coaster brake to good use. I'd keep locking up the back wheel to do a 90 degree skid to the point where I wore straight through the tire.

    1. discontinuuity Avatar

      Ditto here. Some kind of generic Made In Singapore bike with the padded top tube and pictures of dirt bikes screen printed all over it. My dad kept telling me not to ruin the back tire, but I just had to beat the other kids' high scores for the longest skid mark.

  11. buzzboy7 Avatar

    All I've got are handle bars about THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS wide. I had ape-hangers but it's way to hard to carry a surfboard under your arm that way.

  12. kvhnik Avatar

    Mine was a pre-stingray era generic 20" wheel cruiser. When the Stingray came out I wanted one bad. But they were expensive so instead my dad and I "converted" mine. Banana seat, high rise bars and all. Painted black and blue. I remember that so well even if I was only about 8 years old. I rode it every where and even did the exact same thing as described in the story; I had my front wheel fall out while doing a wheelie. Lost a front tooth on that one. Ultimately BMX came along and I started jumping the bike….and I broke two frames in one summer. By that time I moved on to a red Robin Hood 3 speed "adult" bike. Ironically, I ultimately bought a "reissued" Stingray when I also worked for Schwinn in later years. It still sits unassembled.

  13. dukeisduke Avatar

    We were too poor to afford Schwinn bikes, so it was a Penney's bike for me. At least all the parts were made in the US then; these days, kids' bikes are cheap throwaways, made in China. When I was a kid, I could go to Western Auto and buy all kinds of parts, from tires and tubes to handlebars, stems, and seats. It's not like that anymore. Now I can't get a decent tube for my kids' bikes (they're all Chinese-made) that will hold air, without using Slime.

  14. Tripl3fast Avatar

    It was a Diamondback Freestyle bike. At least that one was the first name brand one bought new. I changed the color scheme so many times. I still go to the same bike shop too.
    The prevoius dozen or so and the rest were scrap yard garage sale found whatevers I could build. A Schwinn like the lead photo followed soon after. I miss that one the most. Now it is three moutian bikes. One converted to a single speed with street tires and a front shock and the other two are caked with mud.

  15. engineerd Avatar

    My first bike was a pseudo-mountain bike, Sears special. It was awesome. Heavy as all get out, it was perfect for mods like a speedometer, head- and taillights, and playing card in the spokes.

  16. dwegmull Avatar
    dwegmull

    I don't remember my first bike but my parents have a blurry picture of me on it somewhere. My second (and first "proper" one without training wheels) was a single speed Peugeot. It was red and I don't remember where it came from. Most likely a hand me down. Once I outgrew it, I got another used Peugeot (This was taking place in France) with lots of speeds (at least 10) but since it was used the dérailleurs did not quite work right, so in practice it had three or four usable gears. For a short while both bikes were in the garage so I came up with this idea of taking the entire electrical system from the little bike and add it to the bigger one, so it would have two head and tail lights, just like a car! I found a piece of metal I could screw into the front fender that would extend to the sides to support the two head lights. I mounted the second tail light just below the first one. One generator was mounted on the front wheel and a second one on the rear, powering their respective end lights. This was great except for two things: the two head lights did not match and the amount of friction caused by two generators was quite taxing. It didn't really matter because I would never ride at night…
    Now that I've grown up (at least physically), I'm into cruiser bikes. My current ride is an Electra Super Deluxe with reversed handle bar stem, custom hand grips made of a pack of leather washers held by turned aluminum rings. Its (battery powered!) headlight is mounted on a custom machined aluminum bracket that locates it right above the front fender. And yes, I do all my own machining. I'm currently working on my girlfriend's Electra Townie. However, she is having trouble understanding my desire to make her bike be different than all the other ones out there…

  17. CptSevere Avatar

    You beat me to it. When I was a kid, we did the same hacksaw job and extended the front forks to make "choppers." That was way cool, and we thought we were the shit until we discovered that those extended forks don't hold up under a rough landing off a double-cinderblock-and-2X12 jump. They fold right up, and carnage ensues. We stopped with the extended forks after we took a few casualties that way.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      That's why I hooned the Starlet 26-inchers; the Stingray was just for 'show cruisin'.

  18. CptSevere Avatar

    My first bike was some frame handed down from my stepbrothers that my stepdad and I spray painted gold,then put ape hangers, banana seat, and some kind of slicks on it. It took plenty of abuse, including the aforementioned fork extensions. The second bike is the one I remember more fondly. It was a little teeny Raleigh single speed, real light, no fenders, just a regular Brooks saddle. I could outjump everybody in the neighborhood with that bike. We started "flat track racing" our bikes, on a real short round dirt track, and I ruled doing that. We even used to jump our bikes into a creek from a bank that was seven feet high, into I don't know, five feet of water, and the little Ralegh was good for that because I could drag it off the bottom of the creek to shallow water by myself without drowning. I forget what happened to that bike, whether I outgrew it or just plain demolished it, but man I had fun with it.

  19. Mad_Hungarian Avatar

    Seems like the do-it-yourself-chopper thing must have been universal; we did it too. One kid decided an extra set of forks wasn't enough, so he got hold of two pieces of ornamental iron railing, probably two and a half feet long, and used them as fork extenders. The result was very different from using two sets of curved forks. All the weight was shifted backwards and it was almost impossible to keep the front wheel on the ground.

  20. ptschett Avatar

    My first bike was probably my coolest. It was a hand-me-down from a cousin who'd outgrown it… a red, 20" wheeled, coaster-braked one-speed with a banana seat (with flame detail IIRC), and the curvy handlebars. I never did get much past the playing-card-in-the-spokes mod.
    The replacement was a white/black Huffy mountain bike, with 24" wheels and 10 speeds. While it's not as cool, I remember it better. I got it for Christmas along with this Lego set. My sister got a similar bike (except hers was a girl frame design, and purple) then too, so we'd go bomb around on the cowpaths in my dad's pasture near the house and go up and down the roads around the lake where we grew up. One time we surprised my grandma by riding the 4.6 miles to her house, which seemed like a big adventure when we were 12 and 11. Another time I remember being out for a ride and being passed by my Dad in his pickup, and we clocked my speed going all-out (about 18 MPH.) I gradually used it less and less and forgot about it by the time I had my learner's permit.
    In college when I moved off-campus I went to the bike store in town and bought a used Trek 820, green with 26" wheels and a big frame size (21" IIRC) that I've been riding since. The previous owner had tricked it out with a better rear wheel, crankset, handlebar, and pedals and I've continued with another improvement to the crankset (after breaking a crankarm last summer), and just recently I replaced the pedals and the seat. I also did wear out a rear tire and got a more street-oriented replacement since I rarely encounter more than 40 feet of elevation change, or surfaces worse than a gravel township road.

  21. Martin A Merritt Avatar
    Martin A Merritt

    http://www.nemusclebikes.com/bc8.php
    I clearly remember one of those Wheels at Western Auto when I was a kid.

  22. marmer Avatar
    marmer

    http://www.nemusclebikes.com/bc8.php
    I clearly remember one of those Wheels at Western Auto when I was a kid.

  23. Vickie @ Diamondback Store Avatar

    Hello there, just stopped by doing some research for my Diamondback website. Lots of information out there. Not what I was looking for, but good site. Cya later.