I just got this job as a fuel-tanker driver, and because I was still a "trainee", even though I've driven for nearly thirty-years w/o an accident or ticket, I have to follow the "Trainer" in my own truck. We come up to the base of a well-known hill, and he hollers at me on the radio, "Set the cruise-control at 66, and just stay in the left-lane, that's the speed-limit so F**k 'em."
"Um, Errr.. I've been up this hill before, can I just climb it the way I know?"
"Whatever,… See you at the top."
Before I passed him on the right, about fifty cars also did so.
We had Identical trucks/loads (his had slightly bigger hp engine), and when he pulled in where I was waiting he was pissed. We went down to Phoenix and picked up our loads, and then headed up the hill. I rode his ass and many times could have passed him, but thought better of it.
The next morning I was fired.

You really outdid yourself with this post. I’m impressed