Is there some Craiglist keyword spam tool that I don’t know about? If not, it’s obvious why this goober neglected to mention the most important piece of information regarding his car – the make and model – because it must have taken him a week to compile the spam list.

Based on the 393, I’m guessing it’s a Mustang, but who knows? Also, I’m hoping it’s not a quadriplegic that he’s willing to trade for, that’d be  just plain creepy.

See the full-size ad, and stand in awe of the seller’s mad spam skillz, after the jump. New York Craigslist