Craigslist Crapshoot

By Robert Emslie Mar 6, 2013

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Welcome to our Wednesday dumpster dive that is known as Craigslist Crapshoot. Last week your assignment was four by four cars, and boy were there a lot of losers winners to be had. We’ll get to the winner-iest in a moment, but first this week’s task.

This week I want obscure cars – ones that shouldn’t be wherever they happen to presently reside. And for this week, we’re going to relax the rules a bit and accept cars that aren’t presently running or even necessarily road worthy. What I’m looking for are the Triumph 2000 sedans squirreled away in Bakersfield backyards – seriously, I’ve found just such cars – or the odd American tank laying fallow in a French field. Whatever it is, it needs to totally weird for wherever it has landed.

And as usual, we want your finds to go down in infamy and not in the site’s spam filter. Follow any of  the following advice and you’re crap will be known far and wide.

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Craigslist Crapshoot doesn’t work if your candidates don’t get seen, so hopefully following one of these options will ensure that the floodgates of crap are fully open. And speaking of open, follow me through the jump to see last week’s open-top Craigslist Crapshoot winner.
Last week’s results fell into two major categories, factory 4x4s and cars that have been wedded to truck frames in the manner that a seven year old pretends Barbie is married to Mr. Potato Head. There were excellent nominees from both groups – as well as some diamonds in the rough – but when it came down to crusty brass tacks, ALff took home the win for finding the “Horse of Sorts” Pinto on a Bronco. While other melded marques were either awesome or awful, that car was just so darn sad for (A) being a Pinto, (B) being in Alaska, and (C) destroying a Bronco in its creation.
 
Well done, ALff!
 
77 Pinto 4X4 mod truck (20130303)
 
151 thoughts on “Craigslist Crapshoot”
    1. My wife's cousin is selling that. I want it to come to Seconds Saturdays next month if it isn't already sold. Theres got to be someone nutty enough in our crowd to desparately want it.

    1. That doesn't look too much worse than the one I drove to work this morning. It even looks like it [used to be] the same color as mine!
      Certainly seems like it has less body rot.

      1. You say that, but it does appear to be made entirely out of rust repair, and I'm assuming you've got a windshield and mostly functioning engine.

      2. I read that as "less body roll" and wondered just how bad your suspension must be…

  1. <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3M33L83Jc5L15G75E7d2g86c4587dcf241b78.jpg"&gt;
    This is a 1968 Datsun (2000 Fairlady is my guess) that apparently is mid-project and the seller is moving. He put in new motor mounts for an SR20 conversion and gives you a website for what he was after.
    Please, don't let this go to the junkyard. This is Detroit. We won't be kind to Japanese steel here.
    <a href="http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/3622644710.html” target=”_blank”>http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/3622644710.html

    1. Looks to have some good parts on it and be in excellent shape (besides…. you know, the whole blown up engine thing). But $13k will buy a super clean R32 these days, fully functioning. This guy's off his rocker.

    1. I never knew those ever came with federal safety bumpers. I'm dumbfounded. Thanks for the post!

    1. I've never seen a Hillman Husky with the stock drivetrain. Never. The last one I saw was at a local car show, and had a coat of orange paint and an AMC 2.5 – quite reasonable, especially compared with this one.

    1. It's a VW beetle kit car designed to look like an older Mercedes (can't remember the model off the top of my head.)

      1. I'm looking at that and trying to imagine it sounding like a Beetle…
        …it's not going well…

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      2. Yep, designed to look like the SSK roadster. Actually did a decent job of pulling off the look too, even if the performance is woeful.

  2. 1992 Diamante project car. Since when is a '92 Diamante a 'project'? http://zanesville.craigslist.org/cto/3597491889.h
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E73F13Nb5K35F75J8d26926173b6e4181356.jpg&quot; width=600>
    1979 ElCamino project surrounded by detrius: http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3619947638.htm
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ke3m93N55Gf5Kc5H5d2f507ad0041cab1a9a.jpg&quot; width=600>
    Jeep TJ with the rare 'hover' kit: http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3643652382.htm
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G43F43pe5G95Ec5Fad2p784620ab01cc187d.jpg&quot; width=600>
    '86 Camaro project or drag car. Looks someone dragged it out to the woods to die. http://zanesville.craigslist.org/cto/3635495512.h
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3L73Mb3J75Gb5H25M8d2m178478380af31feb.jpg&quot; width=600>

      1. Isn't that the factory Ford 8.8 option? They won't actually sell you a Ford part, but at least you aren't subjected to the symphony of crickets generated by your CL ad for a Dana 35.

        1. I just really got under my wife's Jeep for the first time a few days ago- for some reason I was thinking it had a 44 under there. Nope, Dana 35. And I had to open up the diff (because I'm an idiot and cross threaded a wheel stud, which required pulling the axle to replace…), and I was even more surprised to find it has an open diff.
          I'm used to not liking previous owners because they made hack repairs, but I think the guy who owned it before me and bought it new was an idiot because of how he spec'ed it. He bought it with a Dana 35, open diff, crappy gear ratio, and then the day after he bought it slapped on a 3 inch body lift and 33s. Now I'm considering a short arm lift (so I can ditch the body kit, which happens to make it jump out of 2nd and reverse), a Dana 44, and e lockers front and rear… dammit, I already have two vehicles I dump money into, I don't need a thrid!

          1. She's got the dreaded 3.07 gears, doesn't she? Ouch. How hard is she planning on wheeling it? Open/open is burlier than it gets credit for. I have yet to hit the limits on my diffs, and I take it wading in deep snow; I think I want lockers, but I definitely don't need them. A set of chains on the front wheels has gotten me out of every jam that my diffs couldn't.
            Admittedly, the normal suggestion is if you're going to regear and put any kind of locker in your diffs, save up and do it all at once, but at the same time, e-lockers are going to run over $2000 just for the kits. I'd put getting the body lift off and regearing as higher priorities. Also, if you decide to stay open/open, it may be cheaper to see if you can snag the axles out of an M/T 4-banger: [almost?] all of them have 4.11 gears (4.56 is probably better for 33", but 4.11 is still an improvement over the 3.07 gears). They'll definitely be a D30/D35 combo, though, so still the weaker D35 axle in back.
            Again, how hard does she want to flog it? And yeah, your PO checked all the wrong boxes at the dealership.
            (EDIT: And I'm only pointing out the half-measures in case the "done right" rig is mostly aspirational. If it isn't, and she wants to go bouncing off of rocks, half measures are probably more expensive over the long haul: in which case, the age old advice of do all the diff work at once holds.)

          2. She would be very averse to body damage, so I doubt there would be a real need for lockers because we won't get into stuff that crazy. More realistically I'd end up tossing a 44 out back, regearing (don't know what to- 3.73 at least, probably 4.11? it's mostly a dd, don't want to kill economy by going to high but now it's killing economy by being too low), and putting true tracs in both. With that set up, I don't think she'd ever have any issues, and I could do both true tracs for the price of one locker. I can at least set up my own diffs since I did the one on my K5 a few weeks ago and now feel comfortable with it (and bought all the tools for it), so that saves some cash, too.
            My more immediate concern before wheeling is ditching that body lift though. 3" pucks and off road driving make me nervous. I'm thinking about just doing a 2" spring lift and switching to a 1" body lift to keep the 3" total- I'm nervous about the effects of much more than that of a suspension lift while keeping the stock links.

  3. <img src="http:/novascotiakijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-Nissan-Diesel-4×4-8-Passenger-Van-Rare-Fina4117599ncing-Available-WOQQAdIdZ411759985" width="600">
    hopr this works as it is quite rare to.see one of these here.

      1. Thanks blackice I meant to get back to the hooniverse and try it again but got busy. the kei trucks are a dime a dozen here as the import age is 15 years old. hijets are also seen relativly often but I believe this is the first one of these I have seen imported. Thanks again.

    1. The linky is broken, has some extra characters on the end…but I tracked down the listing just the same:
      "i aint going to scrap it" AND "I dont know a hole lot about these cars"
      …that is poetry.

  4. Dumb me, I searched for Fiat, came up with 150 results, and was like holy crap! what's with all the Fiats in St. Louis. Then I remembered that they sell new ones here now. Anyway, what the hell is an engine immobilizer? Because it is so prominent that they titled the ad as "Engine immobilizer — 2012 FIAT 500 – $15291" and then list "engine immobilizer" as one of the options. Last I checked those are called motor mounts, and they're a pretty standard piece of equipment. Am I missing something?
    Ad: http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ctd/3619426235.html

  5. The very existence of any of these is pretty odd, considering it was the result of mid 70s Detroit partnering with England to build a high performance DOHC 4 cylinder. Yeah, so here you go, Cosworth Vega:
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ef3L93Ia5K65Fb5Jfd2k3194b4adb050170c.jpg"&gt;
    $3500 and it could be sitting in your driveway tomorrow.
    Link: <a href="http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3632585013.html” target=”_blank”>http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3632585013.html

    1. $3500 is cheap for a Cosworth, assuming it's in good shape. What's very weird are the center vents in the dash – it should have a cubby there. Vegas without a/c don't have center vents, just a blank space with "VEGA" molded in it, and Cosworths have a cubby.

      1. I thought it looked cheap, but I don't really know the market for one. Makes it more liekly that it's a clone he's trying to pass off, and selling cheap so the buyer doesn't do too much looking into it? I'd be checking the VIN with a car like that anyway.

        1. It's got the right engine, still with the fuel injection (many got converted to twin Webers), so it's probably the real deal.

    2. Damned priorities keeping me from buying random crap posted on the crapshoot. I really want a Cosworth Vega. There was a decent looking one near me for about this price, listed as having “soft floor pans”, that I was seriously contemplating. The new reproduction decals tell me that this one has likely seen a recent respray, so I’d want to check the quality of work. I’d be all over this, if it were close enough to me to check it out, but I’m not going to buy it sight unseen (or just based on a few photos).

      1. I hate priorities. I came pretty close to buying a not running but super cheap and otherwise in good shape 944 (that I found while looking for crapshoot cars) about a month ago. I've wanted one for a while. I've looked for them on and off for the last 6 or 7 years, but I already have two cars and have too many other things competing for my time. Someday I'll pull the trigger on one.
        And it will probably be because of the crapshoot. I'm pretty sure this is a government conspiracy to stimulate the economy by getting all of us to buy beat up old cars no one else is likely to buy, and then spend a ton of money on them trying to get them into decent shape.

    1. Nothing, if the front subframe (complete with that delicious V6) from a 164 ended up in its rear end.

  6. And now, a selection of inexplicable RHD models, because you can buy all of them in LHD in Canada easily.
    Toyota Previa:
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjY2WDEwMDA=/$T2eC16F,!ysE9sy0gGI4BRN(QChiNw~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
    Honda Civic
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzUwWDEwMDA=/$(KGrHqV,!hEFEWh9dZjwBRGeOrO1oQ~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
    Base model Nissan 300ZX
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzUwWDEwMDA=/$T2eC16VHJHEE9ny2rTUnBRHDd0H)6!~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
    Automatic Miata
    <img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTc2WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqRHJFEFEklfUrhkBRJOykSTdw~~48_20.JPG&quot; width="500">

    1. Ran when oil stopped leaking.
      Its still hard to believe that the Herald became the Spitfire.

    1. I want a Beat so much, even though I'd probably look like Noddy if I attempted to sit in one.

    2. He's not kidding when he said he keeps it inside. Looking at the pictures it is currently sitting in between his dining room table and his couch.
      I've never met this guy, but I think we would be friends. And I think my wife would hate his influence on me.

    3. I see a Florida tag. Not the only still-illegal JDM car I have seen with 'em. Must be easy to bamboozle Florida DMV. Georgia requires the VIN for something like this to be verified in person by DMV or by affidavit of a police officer or a very limited number of other people. After which the number gets run through their computers. Not gonna happen.

        1. danleym's never been in a real RV. Not talking about those $100,000 class-As either.

    1. How is that registered? And unless the engine is sitting in the back, why would you bother with all the trouble?

      1. If it's a Mexican car, it could have sneaked in (no pun intended). I have seen a car or two from Mexico, with TX plates and inspection.

  7. How about an MG 1100. That's right its an ugly tiny sedan from the people who brought you the mini. You to can buy this shaped rust pile to restore into an unsellable mess. Have you ever wanted to smoke a Triumph Mayflower or Bantam American at a light? Have we got the car for you! You sir are buying a lot of history mostly because its been forgotten.
    All this for the low low price of $1000.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ld3I63Jd5E85J55M7d1v7aa95e7ff7dd127d.jpg&quot; width="500">

      1. I'm pretty sure he means "beat one in a street race" not "drive a Triumph Mayflower or Bantam American that is burning more oil than gasoline". 😉

      1. Merkur Scorpio would be more honest but would probably draw more questions.
        It really DOES look like a big Tempo from the rear.

    1. I read that to the tune of "Rocky Raccoon."
      And I don't know if I want a moron-painted car.

    2. I've seen a nearly-identical one in my friend's psycho ex's old parking lot in southern NH. Curiously, my friend had a beige CB9 Accord at the time.

  8. Who on Dog's green Earth would pay the freight to bring a 1978 Fiat 126 from Europe to Lowell, Massachusetts? There's no practical reason to drive one in here during the 3/4 of a year that is winter or mud season, and you'd be rightfully scared to drive it in Mass traffic during the remaining few months!
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K73Md3Le5K35He5Mcd250e793a7fde6d17ad.jpg"&gt;
    Also classic is the poetic and exhaustively complete description in the ad text:
    "1978 fiat 126 from Europe
    Runs good
    Call loie"
    Just look at that faded patina in the red paint! A BARGOOOOOON at only $7495!
    http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/cto/3595142373.h

    1. If anyone is stupid enough to want this, I'll go have a look for you. Hell, I'm tempted to try to track it down anyway.

    1. This is a serious contender. I'm from New Hampshire, won the school geography bee in fourth or fifth grade (something like that), and never knew there was a town called Piermont.

    2. o_O
      *boggle*
      Wow.
      A rare, obscure, foreign, and somewhat crappy car that nobody needs (except Hooniversal wingnuts), in a NH town nobody knows about! BRILLIANT!
      ABS plastic body! Seating for 4! 2CV engine! Heck, knock $4k off the price, and I'll be trying to explain to Ms. TDC just what that lump is under a tarp in the side yard, that wasn't there yesterday.

  9. How about an obscure trim package?
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3F23Ib3Nd5Ie5E15Kdd2rde008f42424215bd.jpg"&gt;
    SUPER RARE "MACHO" POWERWAGON – first introduced in 1977 in Dodge's adult toy line up. The MACHO option was continued thru 1979 with a few 1980's reportedly being built. The MACHO was an appearance package availible on Dodge's W-150 sweptline trucks which included factory roll bar, two-tone Satin black & (red, orange, green), wild yellow stripes & lettering, & yellow 15×8 wagon wheels. <a href="http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/3648526786.html” target=”_blank”>http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/3648526786.html

  10. OK, well this is kinda like last week's winner, I realize, but that Pintobronco looks like it was assembled, you know, sort of responsibly, which takes all the fun out of it. This, on the other hand, is clearly the product of a weekend a long time ago whose details are otherwise forgotten, but which involved enough beer to make this seem like the greatest idea in the universe: http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/3630637106.h
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ea3o73l45Nf5F95H4d2kf7af0f9918211d70.jpg"&gt;

  11. This is too good not to share. From the ad called "jdm drift truck project – $1900 (getting painted)"
    "1985 nissan pickup 220xxx wich is really fucking good for an 85 and it runs like its brand new, straight pipe with a magnaflow nissan titan tip dumped before the rearend needs a couple small things and itll be perfect , wanting to trade for an e30 or toyota something ! just let me know what your got , ill finish it and sell it for 2500 im in the middle of paint and getting new tires, just waiting for my next paycheck! 3604904627 txt only , or email me" http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/3659859977….

  12. It isn't too hard to find a body on a donor frame. I just found the combination of an old Volvo on an old International frame to be rather unique.
    <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K33L73l55If5Lc5F1d23a26fa22d8f3c12f8.jpg&quot; width="600">
    "1962 Volvo body built on a International Harvester frame and motor and frame. The vehicle has been sitting for about 4 years but did run before it was parked. I inherited the vehicle and I need to get it out of where it is currently. There is some rust to the hood and body. If anyone is looking for a cool project. This is it. I did drive it 5-6 years ago and it's a head turner. "
    http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/cto/3591148079….

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