Craigslist Crapshoot

Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer.
Last week we went looking for the oldest new cars the classifieds can offer. Just like fish and guests some cars stay around stinking up a dealership since nobody else seems to want them. We’ll see what’s old news in just a sec, but first this week’s challenge.
This being Presidents Week and there being no cars named for Washington, what we want are the best deals in Lincolns you can find. I know the marque has been on the ropes for some time, but boy did they build some wonderful iron in the past. Let’s see which measures up to Honest Abe’s standards.
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Got that? Good, now let’s see what old that’s new!
We’re going to literally get around to our winner in a sec because it was the first comment posted to last week’s quest. Let’s start with some recent history however, okay? P.T. Barnum once famously slurred the public by noting that there’s “an ass for every seat” which I bring up in answer to mrh1965 who questions who would want a still-new but now four-year old Camaro. A tad newer but just as woebegone was the 2014 Raptor found by ptschett, which still has it’s warranty days ahead of it. 
Getting old school and a little wet behind the ears, Wayne Moyer found us a boat that seemingly has yet to be titled. Maybe it’s just scared of the water? A year older but even less seaworthy was the 1993 Cadillac Allante found by Maymar in Canada and wildly overpriced even in that country’s pretty-pretty money. Jofes2 showed us a collectable 328 that’s been in a collection almost since new, while oldcarjunkie gave us a Supra that nobody apparently thought was all that super to bother driving much.
Our winner however, was mdharrell with the offering of a 1941 Chevy dump truck that seemingly has never been titled even though purchased. That’s not just oddest one, it’s also the oldest. Congrats to mdharrell and thank you all for your contributions. I know that was a weird quest, but you all came through.