Articles
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A country boy can survive
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We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause we’se them ole boys raised…
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V.I.S.I.T. – Fates, McDonaldland, and Soda Edition
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Let us consider the Fates: they, which grant you a survivable misfortune of spotting a questionable vehicle in traffic by its incredulous mobility in the other direction, for which you’re thankful. Until you realize it was only a temporary reprieve, for They will give you visual apoplexy when you stumble upon it in a parking…
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Hooniverse Parting Shot: The Honda S2000 – Hondas Purest Sports Car
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Honda could arguably be called one of the world’s most successful, if not the most successful automobile and motorcycle producer. This is a company so admired around the globe that it rarely makes what could be called a bad product. From light power generators to aircraft jet engines, the products always seem to work better…
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Git Yer Monday Started Rite – Too Much Nitrous Edition
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So the fourth cup of coffee has barely kept your heavy head off the keyboard, and your inbox is backing up with work like a horrendously clogged toilet. Dr. Solex prescribes 1:45 of backfiring excitement to jump-start your morning. Headphones are highly recommended unless you want the ATF kicking down the wall of your cube…
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Streetwalker- Slow as Molasses Edition
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There are few certainties in life. Oh, of course there’s death and taxes- those are a given, but another immutable is that of the durability of the Mercedes OM616 diesel motor. While only producing a maximum of 72-bhp, the cast iron block oil-burner has proven to be one of the most long-lived of any consumer-available…
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Japanese Bikers Don't Need No Stinkin' Helmets
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I think that’s called a pompa-dork. Image source: [eatliver.com]
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Hooniverse Asks- What's Your Favorite American Car?
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Okay, so this week, we’ve been looking at America’s bread and butter car makers who have, over the years, put our great nation on the road, and which of each make was your nominee for history’s best. Today, we’re going to both expand the field – opening it up to all comers, and get down…
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The Opel Raketen Motorrad: Emphasis on the RAD Part
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What has two wheels, six rockets, and was built by an heir to a German automobile dynasty?
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To Hoon or not to Hoon, that is the six hundred dollar question
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WWJSD? I would totally take it to LeMons if there was one close to me. Fiats do have an extensive racing history, why wouldn’t I want to Hoon the hell out of it?
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The Opel Raketen Motorrad: Emphasis on the RAD Part
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What has two wheels, six rockets, and was built by an heir to a German automobile dynasty?
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Let's See That Basement Lamborghini Do This!
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In mother Russia, Hummers are popular rides for the wealthy, but typically those trucks bring the bling rather than tear up the tundra. One Russian, who was looking for something more Siberian Husky than Moscow Mule, took matters into his own hands and decided to give himself a Hummer. Since he was unbound by the limitations…
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Last Call- Xzibit Edition
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Yo dawg, I herd you like low riding, so we put a low rider on your low rider so you can low ride in your low ride. Image source: [Imgur.com]
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Hooniverse Asks- What's the Best Car Face?
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Yesterday, Ford lifted the embargo on information about the 2011 Shelby GT500. You can read the details on what’s different in the ’11 car here. One change that’s obvious, and can be seen in the beauty shot above, is the narrowing of the speed stripes that run the length of the Mustang. While the previously…
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Hooniverse Weekend Edition, Last Call – Roaming Through Images Stored on my Laptop.
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For Last Call I decided to share with all of you some images that is stored on my laptop. Some of the images will be used for upcoming stories here at Hooniverse or elsewhere. Others I use for my full time gig in Truck Sales. You can never tell what they will be used for.…
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Hooniverse Asks- What Do You Want to See Spyker Do With Saab?
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Spyker’s motto is “Nulla tenaci invia est via”, or “No road is impassable for he who perseveres,” and they managed to overcome Russian investors, brusque GM lawyers and their own financial instability to apparently come out the winner (using that term loosely) in the contest for the gold ring that is Saab.
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Hooniverse Weekend Edition: Hyundai Throws Down A Challenge…
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From Car Domain and You Tube.