The last episode, and a quiet exit

Fourth of July, Redondo Beach. Fireworks across the horizon. 

It’s 1,300 miles to Austin—a two-day trip. I wanted to do the whole 20-hour drive in one spell, but looking at the moving truck parked outside, it’ll be a little more than just unwieldy. I’m not just moving there because the girl I’m in love with is starting a job and graduate school there. I’m moving because we’re not the first ones to leave Los Angeles for the reasons you might guess.

Four years, amigos. Four years in this glittering city, full of wealth and hardship, opportunity and denial, cliches and exploration. For the last four years I’ve seen friends move in and out, rents go up, cars slip in and out of my grasp. I’ve moved at least once a year in the past four years. I loved being part of a big city—it felt good to be part of something larger than myself. (It’s why I contemplated moving to New York after grad school.) But the grating repetition of LA life—looking out the window, seeing the sea of expensive cars—can eat a man up from the inside. Living in Los Angeles is like sitting in a smoke-filled room, staring at a poster that says “I’M BETTER THAN YOU.”

When the time comes, the time comes.

But in the meanwhile, I’ve got this beautiful, humble website to thank for giving me a chance. For getting me my first press car, my first press trip, my first reviews…my first chance at this business that occupied my time and my life and my passions for my post-college life.

The last 110 episodes have been nothing but fun—so many good guests, so many great discussions. (We recorded on a boat! We talked to Bob Lutz! We may have gotten drunk!) And, all these episodes inadvertently charted my progress from Very Famous Auto Journalist to Semi-Retired Auto Journalist to Who Knows What I’ll Be Now.

Something, I reckon. Something that won’t stray too far from a platform where I can voice obsequious opinions about horseless carriages, especially while using the word “obsequious.”

At least I still have my certificate from Cadillac CTS-V Racing School.

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29 responses to “The last episode, and a quiet exit”

  1. Tamerlane's Thoughts Avatar
    Tamerlane’s Thoughts

    I’m not just saying this because your mom paid me, but you, Blaze, are extremely talented, passionate, and honest. Good luck with everything.

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      Our mothers have been talking again, haven’t they! Next thing you know they’ll want to go to buffets and Korean church again.

  2. Brendan A. MacWade Avatar
    Brendan A. MacWade

    *sniff*

  3. mzszsm Avatar
    mzszsm

    Good roads BZR.

  4. MattC Avatar
    MattC

    Best wishes on your new life. Your infectious enthusiasm for all things automotive easily came through on the podcasts.

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      Thanks!

  5. Frank T. Cat Avatar
    Frank T. Cat

    Pouring a 40 out for you bruh.

  6. Maymar Avatar
    Maymar

    So, does CTS-V Racing School give you 24/7 access to COTA?

    Best of luck in your future!

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      I get to drive the safety car. I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

      1. Maymar Avatar
        Maymar

        Also, just think how much you’ll be able to step up your Millenial Jargon, living in Austin! You may just evolve to a higher plane of communication in which you can convey all thought using exclusively Artisinal Taco menus and vintage Pitchfork quotes.

  7. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    Best wishes… and keep Austin weird.

  8. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    good luck have fun!

    i’ve been living in (relatively) nearby Waco for the last few months, whereas the other job i was pursuing would have been in LA. loved LA, but it sounds like it could be taxing to live there long-term – i visited on a pleasant couple of days while it was the dead of winter in the northeast.

    i did New York while i was in college and tbh it’s stupidly easy to live there, if you have a lot of money to burn – super convenient, everything you want a short bike or subway ride away. everyone who talks about new york being stressful is full of shit. as long as you’re rich it’s the easiest place to live in in the whole country.

    the few times i’ve been to austin it’s been mega dope. enjoy it, and maybe we’ll run into each other at some Car Event. you know, there’s a Cars and Coffee this sunday…

    1. wunno sev Avatar
      wunno sev

      not that that you’d know you ran into me. you have no reason to know who i am. maybe i’ll run into you and awkwardly pretend i don’t know who you are is a better way of putting it.

      now that i think about it, having only heard your voice on the podcast, i don’t think i would know who you are. sorry man. looks like no into-running will happen ever.

      1. bzr Avatar
        bzr

        I’ll pack my giant neon sign that says “(FORMER) COHOST OF THE HOONIVERSE PODCAST” that I wore to my last three high school reunions.

  9. Stephen Avatar
    Stephen

    Oh man, I’m really sad to hear this. Please tell us you’ll return for occasional visits like Peter Egan at R&T. Your masterful use of language and impressively random pop culture references have always impressed me. I’d like to buy you a beer next time I’m in Austin… if I only knew how to get a hold of you.

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      Being compared to Peter Egan? Sir, you are too kind.

  10. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    Keep it up, Blake. Keep everything up.

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      TEN TENTHS, NEVER LIFT

  11. discontinuuity Avatar
    discontinuuity

    Best of luck in Austin. I’ve only ever visited once for SXSW, but it’s a nice city.

    BTW, I think that Hooniverse’s own Philip Thomas was subletting his apartment in Austin.

  12. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    At least you’re moving to a city named after a car instead of staying in one designed around them.
    http://www.1275cc.com/siteimages/Austin_1300_5557389353_1004x750.jpg

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      I’m an Austin Princess!

      1. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        And you managed to get Subaru to ‘name’ a car after your initials – then they got the order wrong. Top marks to them for the attempt though!
        http://www.ausmotive.com/pics/2012/Subaru-BRZ-MY13-brochure-cover.jpg

  13. Borkwagen Avatar
    Borkwagen

    Keep it real, bruv.

  14. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    Think, I’ll pack it in and buy a pick-up
    Move on out of L.A,
    Find a place to call my own and try to fix up
    Start a brand new day….

    Happy Trails and thanks for all the great stories!

  15. theskitter Avatar

    Whether you keep your hand in this game or not, you’ll be one of the interesting writers wherever you go.

    1. bzr Avatar
      bzr

      I really appreciate that, man. Thanks!

  16. Cameron Vanderhorst Avatar
    Cameron Vanderhorst

    Good luck, Blake. You are always welcome on CNT via Skype. 🙂

  17. longrooffan Avatar
    longrooffan

    All the best to you and yours Blake. Thanks for your early encouragement to this olelongrooffan when I was a mere youngster here on these interwebs. Keep us all informed as to your latest exploits.

  18. Shaun Anthony McCarthy Avatar
    Shaun Anthony McCarthy

    Lime Creek Road is the only “canyon” road near Austin. Also the Dig Pub has the best pretzel bacon cheeseburger I’ve had……COTA, otherwise it’s all flat and full of puppies.