The Ford Capri proves that 5 into 2.8 doth go

Capri5.0

Since cars have roamed the roads, the urge has always been there to modify. Whether to improve, optimise or customise, or, as demonstrated by the millions of Civics with PepBoys / Halfords clear lamp clusters, simply to ensure that the car is slightly different to how it left the factory. I have empathy for those project team members who spend so long honing the lines, testing the powertrain and finessing the chassis; only for somebody to immediately fit lowering springs and enormous wheels as soon as they make purchase. I sometimes even shudder in revulsion at the mention of a “modified” car, unless things are done in a considered and beneficial fashion. Or at least in a heart-in-the-right-place, hoon approved way.

I love this Capri. I’m a big fan of the Sexy European in any of its forms, with special mention going to the early ’80s 2.8 Injection; but the almost stealth amendment of the model decal on the back of this one, reading Capri 5.0, makes me smile inside and get tingles at the end of my…. fingers.

Capri5.0b

Aside from the South African Peranas, there was never an official V8 Euro-shape Capri; although there bloody well should have been. The process of swapping in any from a long list of engines is relatively straightforward and is a relatively commonplace operation, and dare I say it many of the resulting machines are so well executed you might believe them to have been ex-factory.

This one probably isn’t, if we’re honest. But I like it nonetheless. I like that the builder has got slightly carried away here and there. The slats over the headlamps, for example, are totally unnecessary and probably a little gratuitous; but I always liked slats over headlamps. The same thing goes for the appliqué panel between the rear lights; a popular period accessory from the Rallye Sport accessories brochure in the 80s. I like it. Here in Yoorp we were denied such wonders as the Buick Century with its full-width taillamps. This was as close as we got!

Capri5.0c

The later, larger RS wheels, too, are controversial, being a touch over-finished by production standards, but they’re still pretty close in essence to the 7 spoke 13″ wheels which would have been found under a 2.8 Injection Special, and also allow the use of modern rubber; the better for the deployment of 5.0 litres of good old American horsepower.

I photographed this machine at a local car show the other year, and it’s been regularly appearing on my screensaver ever since. OK, it’s not quite as Ford would have had it; the air cleaner arrangement would never pass type approval and the detailing in the engine bay would never get past the bean-counters. But overall this Capri reeks of the pride and passion of its creator, and should be applauded with vigour.

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26 responses to “The Ford Capri proves that 5 into 2.8 doth go”

  1. wisc47 Avatar
    wisc47

    Importing a Capri has always been an enticing proposition for me. Every once and a while I look online, and you can find plenty of them with under 100k miles for less than £3,000 (around $4,500), and they look pretty clean. I have a feeling they wouldn't be too much of a bitch to work on, too, and if the engine craps out on you, an EcoBoost swap would be rad as hell. They'd also stand out well here, and seem to provide a good balance between the American muscle car and European sports car. Then again, maybe I'm just over-rationalizing a potentially disastrous idea…again.

    1. Maxichamp Avatar

      I was looking at the classifieds in Mexico City and used car prices are ridiculous. A 2002ish BMW 525i for $20,000. A low mileage 2007 Bentley Flying Spur for $180,000!

    2. P161911 Avatar

      Unless you just really want the European spec version you could just get the US version. They did sell them over here as the Mercury Capri. I'll admit it might be easier to find a nice one in the UK. Hemmings does have two listed for sale here.

      1. wisc47 Avatar
        wisc47

        Yeah my preference is for the Euro Capri, though the Mercury isn't bad at all. I think it's easier to find clean examples of the Capri in the UK though, so it feels like I might as well go that route.

          1. wisc47 Avatar
            wisc47

            Damn that is nice.

          2. LTDScott Avatar

            There's a good chance I will see that car on Sunday at the Fabulous Fords Forever show. It's a regular attendee.

          3. scroggzilla Avatar
            scroggzilla

            Dang!

      2. CABEZAGRANDE Avatar
        CABEZAGRANDE

        Yep, my friend had one for a while here in America. Fun car, but they are insanely prone to rust, so it's very hard to find one worth working on. Also, the 2.8 is kind of a terrible engine. It was borderline outdated when it debuted, and 30 years hasn't helped that.

    3. engineerd Avatar

      I've been watching Wheeler Dealers lately and I'm about on that boat too. The only thing that may make it a losing proposition is shipping and import costs. 12 years ago shipping a vehicle across oceans wasn't too costly, but with all the mandated port security measures, shipping costs have skyrocketed to offset the cost of those security measures.

      1. wisc47 Avatar
        wisc47

        As far as what I can tell costs amount to shipping and a 2.5% duty over the price you paid for the car. Although if your car isn't cleaned properly you may be subject to extra fees. The cost of shipping is what's most expensive, having heard it costs thousands of dollars not to mention the possibility of more fees. Still, I think in the case of a modest capri you could keep the costs below, I don't know, $9,000 dollars?

    4. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      An Xratty might be a solid alternative for you, being much more readily available in North America, and in a similar budget. Of course, it's much more coke-snorting yuppie than proto-chav (yobbo?).

      1. wisc47 Avatar
        wisc47

        An interesting an tempting proposition, considering how cheap they are, in fact there's one on Craigslist in my area for 3k, with a manual, too!

  2. Number_Six Avatar
    Number_Six

    I demand that Hooniverse do a piece on the birth and subsequent proliferation of the rubber spoiler.

  3. RichardKopf Avatar
    RichardKopf

    I demand more of this Capri.

    1. RichardKopf Avatar
      RichardKopf

      It's OK to love both, my good man.

    2. humblejanitor Avatar
      humblejanitor

      If you look at both generations of the Capri (not the ugly Miata wanna-be though), it seems like a logical evolution, except for the way the tail end drops off.
      It's just bulkier.

  4. Slow_Joe_Crow Avatar
    Slow_Joe_Crow

    I'd give the owner a pass on the headlight slats and even the wheels since they fit the whole 80s monochrome vibe of the car. This could have been on the cover of Max Power 20 years ago and I like the period custom feel.

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
      FuzzyPlushroom

      Likewise, but I'm a sucker for louvers, slats, and the like, '80s body kits, and wheels with unusual numbers of spokes.

    2. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      Doze lights.
      <img src="http://thissongslaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kanye-west-shades.jpg&quot;, width="500">
      Not a big fan of the slats myself, but all in all I like the look. There's an excellent touring and GT mod for the racing game rFactor (said mod is itself at least partially a port of the separate game GT Legends, also pretty sweet) that features a racing Capri with a very similar front chin spoiler and excellent box flares. Always thought that was an awesome looking car.

  5. Batshitbox Avatar

    Over the top and under the radar; my favorite project parameters.

  6. LTDScott Avatar

    Things I learned from the internet: The license plate filler piece has a name: "Heckblende."

    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      And now we know! Hmm…if "license plate filler" is "heckblende",and "fintail" is "heckflosse", then….
      …uh. Then I'm lost. Aw, heck.

  7. Marto Avatar
    Marto

    Hooray! Another excuse to post the official Aston Martin-badged Capri.
    <img src="http://www.capri-klick.de/mediac/400_0/media/Anja.jpg"&gt;

  8. AteUpWithMotor Avatar
    AteUpWithMotor

    The wheels aren't bad-looking, considering some of the overwrought combinations that we often see. Still, my choice for a Capri would probably be 14- or 15-inch alloys from a mid-80s Fox-body Mustang, provided they had the correct offset. I've seen a U.S.-spec Capri Mk 2 with 14-inch Mustang wheels that looked quite natural. I'm leery of big wheels on a car not originally designed for them; aside from the offset and gearing issues, I would start wondering what kind of loads the bigger wheels (and likely heavier) were imposing on the joints and bushings. Also, the Capri's suspension was not exactly noted for the sophistication of its ride to begin with.