If Billy Mays taught us anything, it was that overweight hucksters with bad hearts should lay off the coke. He also taught us that the key to the sale is to hook ’em early, and to make a personal connection with your audience. That learning is in evidence in this Baltimore CL ad, unfortunately the audience appears to be tools. In case the seller grows a conscience and pulls the ad, you car catch the whole thing after the jump. Rhymin’ Simon only sells cars by day. At night, he rocks the keyboard in a Billy Joel tribute band. Baltimore Craigslist