Storm Vehicles of the Massachusetts State Police

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A huge Nor’easter storm is about give those of us in the northeast a brutal pounding. It’s probably well-deserved too, as New England hasn’t got a good pounding in about two years, or at least since Super Bowl XLVI. The media is, of course, off their rockers, proclaiming the end of the world. Schools, transportation, and government buildings are being shutdown and everyone is urged to stay off the roads.

The police are preparing for the worst – the idiocies of the general public. Despite typical snow storms here in the Boston area, there are surprisingly many idiots who are caught completely off-guard each time it snows.

In their preparations, the Massachusetts State Police took to twitter to show off some of their storm vehicles. Where one would expect Tahoes or Explorers, they showed off Humvees, a 5-ton truck, and a go-anywhere SUSV. All of a sudden I want to be a state trooper.

[Source: Mass State Police Twitter]

MA state police vehicles

I am not certain from the pictures, but it does not look like the vehicles are stored at the same driver training facility where where I encountered all the retired Crown Vics.

MA state police SUS

This is “State Police Fleet mechanic Jim Aitken” who is apparently in charge of reading all the special vehicles, including this SUSV. The Small Unit Support Vehicle, according to GlobalSecurity.org (cool site if you’re into that sort of thing) is:

“a full tracked, articulated vehicle designed to support infantry platoons and similar sized units during the conduct of operations in arctic and alpine conditions. The SUSV can be used in all types of terrain, such as trackless terrain, rock, boulders, bog, marsh and water and from arctic cold to tropical heat. The SUSV is a military vehicle designed for use as an all-terrain, amphibious, multi-role transport vehicle.”

Technically, the SUSV:

“consists of two track-driven cars that are coupled together by a central, articulated steering assembly. Steering is accomplished using hydraulic cylinders that turn the cars relative to each other. The front and rear units are connected by a unique hydraulic steering linkage, which gives great flexibility in all axles and extremely good maneuverability. This device provides the steering control between the two cars at the same time as it allows necessary freedom for the two cars to individually follow uneven terrain. The vehicle is powered by commercially available turbo-charged diesel engine. Automatic transmission, also commercially available, ensures smooth gear changes, and requires a minimum of driver training”

“With all four tracks driven at all times, the M973’s large track area allows the vehicle to travel over deep snow and soft ground which would be impassable to almost all other tracked and wheeled vehicles. It is also amphibious, being propelled in the water by its four tracks. The M973 can negotiate such obstacles like soft snow, drifting sand and marshlands and can climb considerable gradients, swim without preparation and work in arctic cold or in tropical heat.”

Very cool. Obviously I must own this. It will be parked next to my Unimog… when/if I ever get that.

MA state police humvee

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, or what is commonly known as the Humvee, or in civilian version, Hummer H1. With so many versions of these super-capable vehicles, it is difficult to tell which models these specifically are. From the pictures we can judge that these are probably military-spec (see: steering wheel), and by the oddly-shaped side windows, possibly with light armor? Surprisingly, these are not equipped with the central tire inflation system.

MA state police vehicles 5 ton

This looks like a military M923 (feel free to correct me) 5-ton truck. Typical, non-dump-bed, 6×6 monster. I am not sure what specific uses MSP has for this, perhaps transport of equipment, or emergency evaluations in cases of floods?

Side note: I’ve seen the previous generation Ford Explorer, equipped with push-bars, do an excellent job of pushing a stranded C-class Benz up a snowy hill. I wonder how the new unibody Explorers will handle that task.

The Bear MSP

In other times, when things get really out of hand, such as when the Patriots don’t lose a key game in the play-offs, The Bear is called into action. The Bear does not come out of its cage often, but when it does… You don’t fuck with The Bear.

Again, I do not know much about police or military equipment, so feel free to correct me on anything. If anyone from any northeast Police departments is reading this – I would love to check out some of your equipment one day. Just shoot an email to the tips line.

 

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28 responses to “Storm Vehicles of the Massachusetts State Police”

  1. Irishzombieman Avatar
    Irishzombieman

    While like their choice of severe duty vehicles, I question the paint schemes that probably make them hard to see underwater.

    1. POLAЯ Avatar
      POLAЯ

      Like when everything melts? Just noot using their heeds!

      1. Irishzombieman Avatar
        Irishzombieman

        Like when the levee breaks and they can't remember where they parked.
        Probably useful, though, when they're out combating the Asian carp invasion. Protection AND camouflage.
        [youtube qfG4vsJ5_xI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfG4vsJ5_xI youtube]

  2. POLAЯ Avatar
    POLAЯ

    Hi, I'm Sally Struthers.
    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-idBL1R214YA/UFNDVQLosgI/AAAAAAAAE78/e-Fkek9NryM/s1600/sally-struthers-01.jpg"&gt;
    Did you know that one out of four retired Desert Storm trucks never get painted pretty colors?
    <img src="http://cdn100.iofferphoto.com/img/item/189/369/034/cd-manuals-m939-m923-cargo-5-ton-truck-military-30bae.jpg"&gt;
    You can help by pledging to put up with a good ol' fashioned Nor’easter storm in your State today!
    <img src="http://www.bnamodelworld.com/images/legend/LF1244_.jpg"&gt;
    Ahhh, that's better already…..

    1. fodder650 Avatar
      fodder650

      Don't ever change Polar. please don't ever change. We need you for things like this.

  3. fodder650 Avatar
    fodder650

    I see the Bear and all i hear is "Send in the car" from Die Hard
    <img src="http://www.imcdb.org/i010527.jpg&quot; width="500">
    [image credit imcdb.org]

    1. joshuman Avatar
      joshuman

      The police have themselves an RV.

      1. fodder650 Avatar
        fodder650

        And the quarterback is TOAST

  4. Felis_Concolor Avatar
    Felis_Concolor

    I always knew of those as the Hagglunds BV206, and most of the types I've seen in the US were powered by a Ford V6, with MB's diesel 6 being another popular engine choice. Prices in the US seem to range from slightly under $40K for the rough stuff to $70K for units in top condition, which does put them into the realm of possibility for most.
    I'm still partial to GAZ's 34039 tracked vehicles,
    <img src="http://www.motorstown.com/images/gaz-34039-01.jpg"&gt;
    although their model 3409 "Beaver" would be ideal for the suburban enthusiast, as you could hide it in plain sight as just another minivan – with tracks.
    <img src="http://www.madeinrussia.cz/photos/bobre.jpg"&gt;

    1. Stu_Rock Avatar

      I didn't know the BV-206 had a military M-designation. I've ridden in one–they're pretty neat. The ability to float is useful if you need to drive over sea ice:
      <img src="http://pangea.stanford.edu/~schmitt/mcmurdo/hagglunds_palmer.jpg&quot; width=400>

    2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      I had to breathe out slowly after viewing that model 3409… and it's even called the Beaver? Jesus christ I need that… I want to be inside the Beaver.

      1. Wolfie Avatar
        Wolfie

        You should capitalize Christ you heathen.

        1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
          Jeff Glucker

          Can't… I'm a Richard Dawkins-reading Heathen

          1. Wolfie Avatar
            Wolfie

            OK you made me look up Dawkins,but how would that relate ?

          2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
            Jeff Glucker

            it's just me being an a-hole atheist… you're 100% right, I should capitalize the C in Christ because it's someone's name.

          3. Alcology Avatar
            Alcology

            meanwhile, in Beaver land
            [youtube XcilWhg6zPI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcilWhg6zPI youtube]

          4. Jeff Glucker Avatar
            Jeff Glucker

            You said Beaver Land, huehuehuehuehue

          5. Felis_Concolor Avatar
            Felis_Concolor

            Lovely; it looks like it was specifically designed for the modern American housewife.

          6. Alcology Avatar
            Alcology

            They do: never bring them up on the internet.

  5. MVEilenstein Avatar
    MVEilenstein

    Saw these in your Twitters yesterday. Wonder if the Hummer windows are bulletproof. They look like something you see on armored carriers.

  6. Tumeke Avatar
    Tumeke

    Pisten Bully, HMMWV, 5-ton…someone in that dept. keeps a keen eye on military auctions. Well done!

    1. P161911 Avatar

      A lot of time they have programs where law enforcement can buy military hardware on the cheap. No auction involved.
      Found this article: http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/06/cops-mili

  7. Alcology Avatar
    Alcology

    this guy should feel a little safer with those on backup
    [youtube i6zaVYWLTkU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU youtube]

    1. dead_elvis Avatar

      That is the best thing I've seen all week.
      ETA: It appears they hacked up a Feuerwehrwagen to make this. See the fresh air intakes just above the windshields? Pretty sure the fire trucks were the only T2 that had those. It's now slightly less than the best thing of the week.

      1. joedunlap Avatar
        joedunlap

        Nope, our 61 stripped out delivery van had those, and the neat little fresh air box in the roof (what headliner?) that would direct air onto the front seat passengers head or to the cargo area, or a bit of both. Pretty sure that was standard on almost all of them. This thing is, however, WAY cool!

        1. dead_elvis Avatar

          Interesting. Was it a panel van? Those were the basis for most, if not all, commercial versions like the fire truck & ambulance.
          That red light on the roof of that tracked one still makes me think it could have been a fire truck.

          1. joedunlap Avatar
            joedunlap

            Yes, it was a panel van. My Dad bought it brand new in 61and I learned to drive in it a few years later. Ive worked on quite a few Type 2,s and every one of them had it. Im speaking of the early split window versions of course.