By Robert Emslie
The septic system maintenance business may not be glamorous, but some of its purveyors are certainly humorous. Step Stool FTW!
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The septic system maintenance business may not be glamorous, but some of its purveyors are certainly humorous. Step Stool FTW!
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Jeff Glucker
I'm not sure what it is about septic service that makes its practitioners experts in the shitty pun.
Turd play.
Other than the jokes, it's a pretty crappy business.
I was going to say that as septic tankers go, this Stool Bus is Number 1, but I guess it's Number 2.
It's a shitty job, but somebody has to do it.
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I saw a portapotty emptying truck called "Yesterdays Meals on Wheels".
The perfect vehicle to haul my little turds around.
Last call. One of you needs to buy these…
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3815666904.h…
What a load of crap.
Well, you know the United Gong Farmer's College Fund motto:
"Waste is a terrible thing to mind."
Nice!
There's a port-potty company running around my called the "Throne Depot." I see a fair bit of their stuff on jobsites I deliver to.
There is also a company by my shop that's called "Felix Septic." Their logo is a pic of Felix the Cat with a clothspin on his nose.
The is also the classic I've seen on a few trucks: "No. 1 in the No. 2 Businees!"
They're number 1 at number 2!
There's a firm in town (maybe a franchise? I don't feel like googling…) that's named Honey Huts. Their tagline? "Pooh loves Honey."