Last Call- In Praise of Cargo Pants Edition

Purse

The original caption for this picture reads like a page out of Dr Seuss: The keys are in the bag. The zipper is in the car. The car is locked. Does there exist a better justification for proximity keys? I think not.

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9 responses to “Last Call- In Praise of Cargo Pants Edition”

  1. trampster Avatar
    trampster

    No problem here that a pair of scissors or a craft knife would not solve!!

  2. RichardKopf Avatar
    RichardKopf

    You Prada be kidding me. Someone Coach this person on how not to do this again.

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      Hopefully she (guessing it's a she) will learn to start keeping the key Vuitton her person.

    2. Irishzombieman Avatar
      Irishzombieman

      Somebody needs to Chanel their inner car thief.

  3. BobWellington Avatar
    BobWellington

    This is a better justification for the keypads Ford puts on their cars. Seriously one of the best things that basically no other car maker has.

  4. Lola Beedo Avatar
    Lola Beedo

    Proximity key would be in the purse.

    1. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      Well, yes, in the purse that is in proximity of the door handle, which in most cases, is enough to get the car unlocked.
      I just carry a spare key in my wallet. I lock myself out a lot.

      1. Vairship Avatar
        Vairship

        I always just lock the door from the outside. That way I know I have the key with me. Same with the house front door.

  5. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    First Hooniverse post I have actively shown my wife. Hilarious!
    My Nissan keeps locking all doors except the driver's door all the time – a brutal competition between man and machine. The last couple of days though I think the car got exhausted. Now nothing gets locked that is not penetrated by a key.