Last Call: Half Off Edition

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Batman has the Batmobile, and Batgirl the Batbike, but what are Gotham’s villains supposed to drive? It looks like Cadillac has Two-Face covered at the very least. What would be some other good comic book villain vehicles?
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  1. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Cheapo, Stripperella’s nemesis, drove some variety of Ford Festiva or something. He was known to put off committing crimes while circling around looking for a meter with time still on it. At least he wasn’t a hypermiler.
    http://i50.tinypic.com/140bv44.jpg

  2. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    Half?
    That looks more like 45% off to me.

  3. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    If it were an early ’90s Caprice it would be (much like this joke)…
    half a bubble off!!
    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/half-bubble-off-8252222.jpg

  4. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    Older econoboxes are treated with some respect here and I can fall for that appeal myself. I have driven Corollas with every mechanical linkage so tired, it felt like you couldn’t hurt it anymore. Sort of fun on gravel roads. But yesterday I had the chance to drive a Yaris back and forth….wow. The in-build sadness of plastic deserts, maximum cost savings and everything having been built for tiny women (I’m a 192cm male) took me as a shock. The sound of the 1.4l diesel wasn’t appealing either. I grew up with Trabants, Pandas and Twingos – and I realised I never want to go back to that as a daily driver. Sobering realization!

    1. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      I had a US spec Yaris as a rent car. I took it back and got another car.
      I can’t imagine having to drive that every day.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        Sort of relieved I am not alone on this. The ’96 Corolla my wife had for ages was very nice in comparison, which is a letdown. It’s a notch up, yes, but it was also probably ten years older than the Yaris I drove yesterday.

    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      Given the amount of warping at the back of that poor Volvo, and how cockeyed it’s sitting, it almost looks less like the tractor-thing (is there a proper name for a piece of mobile equipment fitted with a ginormous chainsaw?) was actually cutting the Volvo, and more like it karate-chopped it with the blade not running. …which, actually, is a rather amusing image.

        1. CraigSu Avatar
          CraigSu

          Well, to be fair, with its rear end chopped off and wearing those wheels and the shape of what’s left of the tail lamps I can see how it might be mistaken for a 343 or 360. It does appear to have both a C and D pillar, however.

        2. Tiller188 Avatar
          Tiller188

          Ah, thanks for the correction. The taillights, wheels, door handle, and the funny little elongated window between the C and D pillars had me thinking 740, but now that I look at the front bumper and forward fender edge that doesn’t quite fit. I wasn’t familiar with the Lada Samara 4-door, but this looks like it…er, was one.

      1. CraigSu Avatar
        CraigSu

        That, mein freund, is a trencher blade used to prep for laying pipe or cable.