By Alex Kierstein
Since “Dukes of Hazzard” has entered our common lexicon as a verb (“Just Dukes-of-Hazzard it over the curb, bro!”), it should be said that this speeding, drunken idiot – despite imperiling the lives of innocent tollbooth-goers – did successfully Dukes of Hazzard her Impala out of Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport. Impressive, but shameful. Video and more after the jump!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Is Yasmine Villasana a “good ol’ girl, wouldn’t change if she could” in the words of the immortal Waylon Jennings? No, Hoons, she ain’t. Bo and Luke never got wasted and jumped over a damn tollbooth, and she got caught – that’s not the way of the Dukes at all. More importantly, one was a TV show, the other was real life, and in the latter flying cars cause some real serious consequences for other people. Let the Dukes fly the cars, people!
Initial report and more details with mugshot goodness (What is this, the Smoking Gun?).
Thanks to Joe for the tip!
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Kamil Kaluski
I knew those toll booths looked familiar! DFW International has a huge array of toll booths at each end (north and south) and regularly less than half are ever open. At one of the nation's busiest airports, that's just not right! I think Ms. Villasana was just trying to get out of there in a reasonable amount of time.
What numbskull designed these tollbooths with (essentially) jumping ramps in the first place?
Some firm called J. Chitwood & Partners…
She did a better job than Porsche girl
(queue hate mail)
Was the Porsche girl hammered also?
No it was a teenage girl who took her fathers Porsche convertible out without asking him. She was flying down the 241 in CA when she clipped another car and then slammed into a toll both.
Somehow the crash scene photos were leaked (BRUTAL) and her family sued the shit (or is still in the process of) the CHP.
Thanks. I thought it was the Porsche girl who collapsed in front of that race car featured on [REDACTED] earlier this week.
But that is sad about those leaked photos.
So how long before someone dubs a Dixie horn into that clip?
The DFW roads are HARSH… yesterday the ex-mayor Kirk almost was impaled with a ladder from the road.
I don't think she stuck the landing though. -1 on form.
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They said on the 10 o'clock news last night that not only did she get out of the car and start making calls on her cell phone – she also tried to go back in the car after it was on fire.
Also notice the time: 6:13am. If she was still drunk after 6:00am, imagine how drunk she was at 2:00am.
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