Hooniverse Asks- What Car Has The Angriest Face?

By Robert Emslie Feb 7, 2011

We humans tend to anthropomorphize our possessions – extending even to our cars – and we even assign them personalities.  As such, we look at the physical features, the hips of an E-Type say, and equate that to those of a person, oh say Kim Kardashian. And most every car has a face, what with the headlights mimicking eyes, grille a mouth, and perhaps the under-bumper valance approximating a soul patch.
When it comes to expression of emotion, many cars project ambiguous facades, while others put on the continence of a comforting friend. Those are cars that make you happy when you see them, and they let everyone else on the road know that you are probably not going to contest them over that space in traffic, or the last spot in the parking lot, so pleasant a demeanor  they present.
But what if you’re not so nice, and you want your car to project an air of malevolence? Obviously, a happy car just would not do. In that case, you’d want something with a face that perhaps frightens children, and causes old ladies to cross themselves when they see it. But what would that be? What car do you think gives off that look of anger, that image of indignation, what car has the angriest face?
Image source: [Coheteboy via Photobucket]

48 thoughts on “Hooniverse Asks- What Car Has The Angriest Face?”
  1. If I knew how to post photos, you would have loved my suggestion!
    (Sorry…kind of new here. Jumped ship from other site that went from hero to zero last week.)

    1. The Hooniverse page has a limited amount of width no matter how big your monitor is. A large picture will result in ugly scrollbars. I suggest that picture widths be limited to around 500 max.
      As for linking, Wiki and blog sites usually have no problems. I also suggest using the "Open image in new tab/window" option on your browser.

    1. Welcome, you are among friends. Most of us are recovering [redacted] refugees from the J/tard wars, who have once again found their way back to true "Pah!".
      Praise be to Murilee.

    2. Worked fine! Just add width="500" after your image tag, but still inside the pointy-brackets to keep it from rendering inside the scrolly-bars!
      Oh, and welcome. We're all refugees from that other place.

      1. The other place which, since it changed to a display format that utterly flummoxes our proxy system at work, rendering it totally unvisit-able, is now officially dead to me.
        I'm just glad I got one of the outside rooms here while there were still a few available. And I got a discount because of the roach problem.

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