We live in a universe with – if you believe reality – three physical dimensions. Oh sure there’s like a gajillion other dimensions as Stargate SG1 long ago proved, but for our purposes today we’re just going to concentrate on the three that are easiest to comprehend- length, height, and roundth width. In the world of car design these three dimensions play a crucial role, as they also do in the apparently sadistic job of designing frustratingly small parking spaces.
The thing of it is, car designers years ago came up with a solution to making cars roomy inside while keeping their outer dimensions reasonably compact. No, it wasn’t by calling up Dr. Who and gleaning from him the secrets of the Tardis. It was instead, by raising the roof whilst discreetly shaking their booty. Tall cars such as the Honda City or the Ford Festiva gained the nickname phone booths over here because of their tallness to wideness and longness ratio, as well as due to the fact that phone booths actually existed back then.
But a funny thing happened since the glory days of tall cars in the ’80s, and that is that cars have been getting progressively lower and longer as though unable to withstand gravity’s pull over time. And while they have, roads have been getting more crowded, and those damn parking spaces have gotten smaller! The most anti-tall car in my book is the Chrysler 300 which maintains a gunslit greenhouse to go along with its gangster vibe. Gangsters don’t drive tall cars apparently, and what I’m interested in today is whether or not you just might. What do you think, are the advantages of tall cars – more room inside, less on the out – advantage enough to yearn for their return? Or, are you happy with the current crop of low riders and are satisfied with taking up two spaces?
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