Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. Last week I asked you to go and find French cars for sale outside of France. We’ll find out which one’s the most my chariot amour after the jump, but first this week’s assignment!
Here in America it was long considered that our domestic car makers couldn’t profitably build a small vehicle to save their lives. Many of the Big Three’s attempts at doing so resulted in either small cars that drove like their hulking big brothers, or just abject failure. For the period spanning the late sixties through the eighties, Detroit pretty much hung out the white flag, employing a can’t beat ’em, buy ’em strategy which resulted in a slew of diminutive vehicles made elsewhere, but sold here under the Stars and Stripes brand names. Those vehicles were collectively given the name of captive imports.
This week I want you to go and find us some of those imports in fact if not in name. Can you dig up a Plymouth Cricket? How about an original Ford Fiesta? I’m sure that somewhere out there somebody is trying to unload their Korean-built Pontiac LeMans, I mean, who wouldn’t?
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This would be borderline but how about an Envoy Epic? Canadian market only version of the Vauxhall Viva. This one is the HB version which has a scaled down American car look to it.
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-…
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$(KGrHqNHJBUE+MeTZFqiBP3+)(cZN!~~48_20.JPG">
Wow, I'm pretty well versed in oddball Canuckian cars, but I've never heard of this one before. Hooray for learning something new!
I actually own an earlier HA version – a 1965. Vauxhalls were sold by Pontiac/Buick dealers Envoys at Chevrolet/Oldsmobile dealers. Not too many survivors left these days.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveseven/8638779890…
Oliver!
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QPGmmuwdhJw/TcjDGBJ77wI/AAAAAAAABGA/pD9EFq0FBSw/s1600/oliver.jpg" width="500">
1981 Plymouth Arrow Pickup. 'Slight' rust issue, seems like a nice price though.
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/3775679…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E33F53N75Ka5H85M8d4ue03743c19637193e.jpg" width="600">
Might be 'slight' for Minnesota standards. I've seen MN-licensed pickups that were built in the 2000's and already have complete rust-through above the rear wheels.
I won't get many votes for this because it's plebian and boring, but I had to share because it was my first vehicle:
The Dodge Ram 50, a captive import of the Mitsubishi Mighty Max.
Mine was a 1988 example, but practically identical to the truck in this ad, color and interior included (but without the topper).
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ga3K33J55N95G45Ead4l5b3ef570a26f17a2.jpg">
<a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3757885489.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3757885489.html
The Caddy that zigs!
(And is so massive it cannot fit into the frame!)
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K93Nd3H45I25K35F8d57d07a96db7e491e36.jpg">
<a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3790842722.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3790842722.html
I saw one of those on the road the other day!
I know, right?
My neighbor picked up a free, clean, low mile one and got 6 trouble-free months of driving out of it.
In one of the best deals ever a friend of his in need traded him straight up for an 02 Silverado 1500hd 4×4!
A dodged bullet if I've ever seen one.
Would you shell out $4k for what's probably the world's nicest Plymouth Sapporo? Even if it's an automatic and overheats?
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3I93Je3N95Gb5M65J9d59d98a4cefb9b51928.jpg">
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/37958909…
Or maybe your tastes run more toward something with greater potential, if not…SUPER POTENTIAL!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K23Fc3Ie5Gf5H15M6d4j12e33f0c19bb1dfa.jpg" />
<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/3754106324.html” target=”_blank”>http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/3754106324.html
I can hear the head gasket on that StarQuest blowing from here.
How about an Asüna Sunrunner? It has a touch of rust.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/$T2eC16VHJH8E9qSEWJ,iBRcKgV!(V!~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
It has an umlaut so it's hardcore.
Canada also got a Pontiac and GMC version.
I love this —
A Chrysler Conquest with what looks to be a mighty clean, if incomplete V8 swap. And although there was no good reason to go with a Mopar V8 instead of an SBC, they done it anyway (looks like a 318 or 360).
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ff3J33Na5N45Fa5M2d46fc2d45fc4a2f1cbf.jpg">
<a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3726802610.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3726802610.html
For some reason, almost every Ford Aspire I've ever seen is pink.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/$T2eC16V,!)UE9s3wCPQLBRjYBE1Ppw~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
Including this one
I've seen exactly one that is blue, but I cannot provide pictorial evidence, thusly one can conclude that they are all pink.
Me too! It was owned by my cousin many years ago, and then stolen and started on fire.
I'm assuming that's the only one that wasn't pink.
Painting the rear bumper of this Courier was a questionable choice when the front is still chrome, and flat-black-on-red-wheels is overplayed, but I actually dig the interior.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Gd3I83H25Fc5J35Mdd4f4257c6b92d531760.jpg">
<a href="http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3745476074.html” target=”_blank”>http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3745476074.html
I kind of want this. A Dodge Colt Vista.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY4WDEwMjQ=/$T2eC16JHJGMFFpfi!d7!BRdZd(2TZw~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
I have a feeling I'm going to be posting a lot of stuff this week
I didn't know metropolitans were imported until just now. Sweet!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E43G33H95E45Kb5H9d5714afb4297ace1980.jpg">
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/3791745791.h…
Before I moved to The Prairies, I would regularly see a Metropolitan convertible being driven by a fetching mother/daughter combo in the Fraser Valley. Same colour scheme, though the red was much less faded due to a well-done respray.
Turbo Capri? 'Struth, mate!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K73La3H75L95Ib5J7d5705383a2f187d183a.jpg">
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/37905296…
Here's one for 500 bucks, that just needs a head gasket, and a few other things:
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Kf3I53L75E95K65Jcd57afa48e57267211f1.jpg">
The owner is open to some interesting trades, as long as it's not a '68 Galaxie, as he's already got "to many".
<a href="http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3791418993.html” target=”_blank”>http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3791418993.html
I want one of these sooo bad.
I had one. Think of it as Mazda's Karmann Ghia.
I wonder how hard it would be to stick a 323 GTX drivetrain under one of these. Same platform, IIRC.
It has been done at least twice.
I still have the complete powertrains from 2 Capri XR2's in my garage from back in the days when I though putting a 1.6 turbo motor in a Festiva would be fun.
Edit for clarification.
BMC built the Nash Metropolitan. Other examples are available but this one has just enough blur in the photos to make you think you might be drunk. <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3I83J33N95K25H35Mdd5a767fc74364ff15a7.jpg"> <a href="http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/cto/3796738573.html” target=”_blank”>http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/cto/3796738573.html
Don't vote for this one. I hadn't refreshed the page and I Think Not beat me to it. It's two up from here.
In all fairness, yours has a better photo and looks to be a nicer example.
Also, I was posting all willy-nilly without refreshing, so it happens 🙂
There's still the question of tracking down a Hudson Metropolitan instead.
Merkur XR4Ti is a bargin at less than $2000. <img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G33F53J25Lf5G25J6d4l0b335231f05316f9.jpg"> http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/ctd/3757407694….
A bargin? I'm on it.
1979 Dodge Colt
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/DzkAAOxyPLpReqiF/$(KGrHqF,!qUFEDuv!!VsBReqiEwsv!~~60_1.JPG?set_id=880000500F" />
<a href="http://www.trucks2cars.com/car-detail/other/Dodge-Other-BASE-1979-DODGE-COLT_190830724077.html” target=”_blank”>http://www.trucks2cars.com/car-detail/other/Dodge-Other-BASE-1979-DODGE-COLT_190830724077.html
This GTO is right down the hill. I'm not sure if the orange is bright enough to shine all the way to Australia.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3F63Me3H35Fd5M85Jbd580ad3171b80671678.jpg"> <a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/3793520838.html” target=”_blank”>http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/3793520838.html
If it is anywhere near decent shape for a decent price and you drive it, you will own it.
The sad Ford Aspire or ASSpire if you prefer.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ef3N63He5K75Hd5Jed4g904812bbb1741050.jpg"width=500> <a href="http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/3748200330.html” target=”_blank”>http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/3748200330.html
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Kf3J93N15Na5G15Hed47b96fc06ed8331340.jpg" width="600">
1979 Buick Opel, definitely a rare one. The pictures are awful of course, and you cannot see the whole car. <a href="http://greatfalls.craigslist.org/cto/3728977826.html” target=”_blank”>http://greatfalls.craigslist.org/cto/3728977826.html
A Ford Festiva with a fishy title.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ec3Lc3Je5K95He5M3d5438f610da3b571c69.jpg"width=500>
Replacement titles are EASY to get in GA if everything is on the up and up. <a href="http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3784582911.html” target=”_blank”>http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3784582911.html
Carp-e Festiva?
Car-pay Festiva?
Walleyeing down the road?
A nice little Mazda/Ford pickup.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Fb3Lc3M75Ef5H35Jed426b4f635a4218154b.jpg"width=500> http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/3719582054….
Sort of tempting.
My first car. Lovable crapcan.
A Chevy LUV via Isuzu
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3F93M13H45G55Ed5H5d515bab9b52b86f196a.jpg"width=500> http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/3778468669….
This one is more of a Crapshoot though.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3M63Ie3H55If5F65J7d4f56691937c4541dc6.jpg"width=500> <a href="http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3745554212.html” target=”_blank”>http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3745554212.html
The first one has an in-bed entertainment system.
This counts right? It is a Dodge.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E63G23Jd5Nb5K95M3d4r12e087d893e0196f.jpg" width="500/"> http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3770459048….
Probably one of the last Mopar captive imports.
Here is a Puerto Rican one on the Atlanta CL. Probably a scam.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ld3Fd3Nd5G45Ea5F2d4n376c70cefd11137a.jpg"width=500> <a href="http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3759365559.html” target=”_blank”>http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3759365559.html
How about a surface rusty Opel GT, with two hoods, one being an awesome fiberglass one with a power bulge ($2500):
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3I33Mc3H85I45H65M3d4mf9526ca346b01ad8.jpg">
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ctd/3759840419.h…
OR,
One that runs, for a grand less (and it's disguised with a black mask painted on – ooooh, mystery!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G13Kd3Mb5I35K85J3d4jb82f5c2cddee1874.jpg">
<a href="http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3753207941.html” target=”_blank”>http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/3753207941.html
So where does a Chevrolet Captiva Sport fall on this? It is the Saturn Vue for rental fleets only after Saturn died. Basically the Opel Antara made in Mexico. Seem to be several for sale at local dealers.
<img src="http://www.muya-sufe.com/765g90/212u/x0d/tw/k7/m.jpg"width=500> <a href="http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/ctd/3802800088.html” target=”_blank”>http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/ctd/3802800088.html
I'm starting to see lots of Captivas, as they're spilling out of the rental fleets into places like CarMax. Can you imagine all the buyers seeing these things and asking the salesman, "What's a Captiva? I've never heard of those, and they're not on the Chevy dealers' lots."
Sort of like the 2004-2005 Chevrolet Classic, an old Malibu with a different name.
"The toolings paid for, it still meets regulations, rental companies will buy any cheap crap that rolls."
Chevy did that in 2008 and 2013 too.
I see a lot of those, too, and now they've flowed down to the "note lots".
/nosotros financiamos
Just occurred to me, I wonder if they named it Captiva because it's a captive import?
An Eagle Talon or two? One has two motors in the trunk and turbos and stuff like that.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/$T2eC16RHJHkFFmN1FZLKBRio(Cuc8!~~48_20.JPG" width="500">
No idea what they look like since the sun is in my eyes.
Domestic In Name Only. Also, I want this.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/3798853578….
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E93F93J25Na5I75F6d5bfa98412933711e9b.jpg">
Minus the hood scoop, it kinda works…
More of an answer for last week. Unless Simca was someone's captive import in 1958.
http://fargo.craigslist.org/cto/3774341686.html
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G73Ka3L35L85K45Mdd4t9a1ce0a8cb4213e9.jpg" width="500"/>
I know Dodge Colt has been posted, but here's the 3-door version, WITH TWIN-STIK, which I haven't seen in 20 years.
<img src="http://www.smog-era.com/images/dodge%20colt%20hatchback%201979.jpg" width="400">
Of course, anything with "Geo" in the name…
My wagoneer is painted that shade of blue.
Like, when it was re-painted back in '98, they used the factory paint code for that shade of blue from the Colt.
Can I interest you in a geo?
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Gf3Ia3Jf5G65Hf5J8d4u00a829fd8b3e1426.jpg" width="500/"> http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3775688895…
Perhaps you would prefer a "clean ass talon"?
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Le3Fc3N45L55G95Ead3v69b2473e1cf41b19.jpg" width="500/"> http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3714513304…
Well he only promised a clean ass, so I guess the broken front end is acceptable.
The B6T-swapped Festiva sold? Noooooo
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ee3Mb3Nb5Nf5Ee5F3d4a322d1352d140124a.jpg"/>
The nicest Colt Vista in the world? Only "$1800 hundred FIRM" http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/3734519703.h…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Kb3J93He5L75G85H5d5af2db24995d961828.jpg"/>
Prizm + rimz = PRIMZ http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/3797728172.htm…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Ef3K13H15G95K45F8d3qaed860e2825a146c.jpg"/>
Merkur so bright you gotta wear shades <a href="http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/3706132372.html” target=”_blank”>http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/3706132372.html
Swap the auto for a 5-speed, and that Colt Vista is the first car I remember my parents owning. Same year, same color, and about the same condition when they traded it for… wait for it… another Colt Vista ::hangs head::
I still have a weakness for the Scorpio, even though they did not age at all well.
Now that's gangsta:
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E83F23Ne5I65K65J7d5ee2f046065bf31501.jpg">
lowrider Chevy luv 1980 – $5500
<a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3805644663.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3805644663.html
Okay, this is pretty damn cool:
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3F23M73N25N15Ee5F5d4m003b0c298a961c78.jpg">
chevy luv – $6200
"ITS A RACING TRUCK
HAVE A 350 ENGINE PERFORMANCE
OVER .30 FLAT TOP PISTONS
COMP CAM .530 LIFT
COMPETITION HEADERS
350 TRANSMISSION
SLIT TIRES MICKEY THOMPSON
ROCKER ARMS 1.6 ROLLER
EDELBROCK VICTOR JR.
1/4 MILE– 12.95/13.03"
<a href="http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3760282000.html” target=”_blank”>http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3760282000.html
Found your Cricket!
http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3773127090.ht…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E53K83Nf5L95G35Hcd4t835b89032ba11217.jpg">
he wants to sell it "…before it gets to [sic] bad off." yes, because a car with wheels that've sunk past the rims into the ground, with more rust than paint, is not 'bad off.'
Cool. I couldn't find one of those (or an Austin Marina) on the DFW CL site.
I just enjoy this picture. "Here, lets go to the car wash, and take pictures while I was the car. No, WHILE, not after, dumbass."
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G53J63N35I35G25J3d5f54f38353efca181f.jpg">
1991 eagle talon eclipse turbo 6 bolt – $2500
<a href="http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3806638628.html” target=”_blank”>http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3806638628.html
"take pictures while I was the car"
I want to go to a car wash that transforms me into a car while my friends bathe me.
…
I think.
Depends on which friends…
This is not crap, but by far the nicest Opel GT I have ever seen, ever. Ever, ever.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3G53Lc3I75La5Ea5Jfd4le3a0011d95f31aba.jpg">
Classic 1971 Opel GT – $12000
<a href="http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3757225998.html” target=”_blank”>http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/3757225998.html
Do, want!!!The modern rims even work. Whoever put it together had a good sense of aesthetics.
Who likes funky paint?!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Gc3Lc3I55L25E75F5d52e7fff034c38f127a.jpg">
1961 nash metropolitan – $5000
<a href="http://killeen.craigslist.org/cto/3779984883.html” target=”_blank”>http://killeen.craigslist.org/cto/3779984883.html
It looks like the game Space Invaders.
Lace paint gone very wrong.
The intercooler and mail slot are just so cute!
http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/3769415248.html
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3La3J93He5N65H75Jed4rbf3142a47b5b18bb.jpg">
I want that more than I should.
Agreed, very tempting. Always wondered how capable the engine management on these was when it came to dealing with extra boost.
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3K73Gd3Ma5L95I15M9d4t9d4c8c904b591121.jpg">
Welcome to Meth Country, USA!
Alternatively, here's one that won't get you killed…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Lb3N63Hf5I15Gd5Jbd41045c20f4365e154c.jpg">
…and here's one that might kill you!
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3Gc3M93L15L65N35Kbd56543c5c5d58d91501.jpg">
Seriously, though, the first Raider is the biggest crapshoot there is. I bought a car in Claremont once. Once.
Wow, this feels good. When will my conversation-starting "I won this week's Craiglist Crapshoot"-T-shirt arrive? =8^) But be aware that .no is Norway, not Finland.
"In fact if not in name"-imports are a phenomenon confined to car producing countries. Unsure if this counts:
Daewoo Nexia 1.5, the Korean Opel Kadett. Located in Germany, sold very cheaply.
<img src="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDI2WDY0MA==/$(KGrHqUOKo4FFyCCYvgFBRj5RnwI8w~~48_1.JPG">
I remember when the Daewoo arrived in Germany. It was a clever car to start with, the affection for the Opel Kadett was big, especially since Opel had just started to be dismantled by Lopez into a crap-producing falling star. The Espero was supposed to be the bigger alternative, a happy mix of GM-parts with acceptable Bertone-styling. Compared to the successful Nexia, the Espero was exotic.
Two strange vehicles for Norway to be:
A hipster's AMC Pacer:
<img src="http://finncdn.no/mmo/2013/4/vertical-3/19/6/410/567/06_818687297_xl.jpg">
A nice, yellow Trabant 601:
<img src="http://finncdn.no/mmo/2013/5/vertical-3/06/2/414/490/22_721616419_xl.jpg" width="600">
The Pacer photos look like a brochure, like someone found the tooling and is cranking out Pacers in Norway.
1990 Geo Metro XFI complete with steer horns and a spoiler. Normally this would be the high efficiency model; these aerodynamic mods are surely there to bring the fuel efficiency down to more sane figures.
http://savannah.craigslist.org/cto/3740994247.htm…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E73L93H55Ie5F65H2d4daca9a75555571ce6.jpg">
Geo Metro pickup:
You can pickup girls and they can ride in the back
It's so light you can pickup it with one hand
This is the 4-cylinder model so it's really got a lot of pickup
http://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/3759317416.htm…
<img src="http://images.craigslist.org/3E33F23H25Ib5Kd5Mad4me6a5086742761b3a.jpg">