Craigslist Crapshoot

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
Do you ever feel like nobody appreciates you or your contributions? Well, we sure do (appreciate you that is), and I appreciate all that you contributed to last week’s quest for under-appreciated cars and trucks. We’ll appreciate some of those in just a sec, but first, this week’s hide and seek.
Many of last week’s cars and trucks may eventually become recognized for the classics you know they already are. One marque that has always been recognized as such, even when it perhaps shouldn’t have been, is Chevy’s evergreen sports car, the Corvette. Let’s have some Vette love this week and see if we can’t find the cheapest/best value opportunity to get into the fiberglass Chevy club.
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So you all deserve a hearty pat on the back for bringing the heat – and a bunch of cars, any one of which could be considered an underachiever. There was one however that was brought up by P161911 that I’ve been thinking about for a while now, and that’s Chevy’s Z24 Cavalier. The ad is unfortunately gone.
Now, before you rush to your pitchforks and torches, hear me out. I have a friend who once had a base Cavalier convertible – an old one at that – that he drove all through college and then on for years afterward.
The thing of it is, while that car didn’t handle particularly well, nor was it as tight as a drum after years and tons of miles, it still ran like a champ, never let him down and had a top that let the sun in when wanted and the rain out when needed. Add to that the better suspension of the Z24 and you’ve got a pretty compelling – and dirt cheap – ride. Yeah there are better cars out there, but the Cavalier – well, I like it.
Congrats to P161911, and thank you all for your carefully considered entries.
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32 responses to “Craigslist Crapshoot”

  1. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    This looks like a deal that is almost too good to be true – a real, first year 1990 ZR-1 for less than $17k. Only flaws are a worn driver seat and power antenna issue. Granted miles are a little higher than most, just means the car has actually been driven. I’ve never had any desire, but this really looks tempting – I don’t see where you can go wrong here.
    http://images.craigslist.org/00909_1jzKcPU2EvS_600x450.jpg
    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/5123773317.html

  2. mdharrell Avatar

    There’s no price listed but the best way to get into the fiberglass Chevy club is by making a Cameo appearance. The seller says the distinctive bed “is just being painted.”
    http://images.craigslist.org/00909_exdEXOGwEWs_600x450.jpg
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/5121866765.html

  3. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    4×4 Chevrolet Vega with a one piece fiberglass body and a BBC. Awesomeness, for the low, low price of $12k.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDUyWDgwMA==/z/GhoAAOSw9N1Vozqg/$_27.JPG
    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/lethbridge/vega-mud-racer/1086977498?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    If anybody can top this, I’ll be very impressed.

    1. Guest Avatar
      Guest

      Also, the car is in Taber, hometown of Corb Lund, so that is enough of an excuse for me to post this:

      Either you no somebody like this, or this is you.

      If not… well, I think you’re on the wrong website.

  4. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    This looks like a helluva deal to me:
    https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5103251364.html
    1984 CHEVY CORVETTE $$ or Trade! * NO VEHICLES PLEASE * – $3150
    PURCHASED in 1990, I have completely rebuilt this car and now it must go.
    Been in storage too long and I can no longer drive it.
    Chevy 350 Engine with Edelbrock Aluminum heads, cam etc estimated 465hp has less than 20,000 miles on it!
    3500 Stall Converter with Bullet-proof “racing” 700R4 Trans and Dana 44 Differential with 3:73 Gears. Over $30k invested in these components alone!
    Leather interior. Clear glass and solid fiberglass removable tops. 1991 + rear clip for the modern look!
    Great project/Hot Rod car! Paint is faded and car does run but throttle bodies need to be rebuilt.
    THIS CAR HAS BEEN SITTING IN STORAGE TOO LONG! COME AND GET IT!
    $3,150 OBO! Will trade for BANG BANG Man Toys! Watcha Got?
    Please leave message if no answer! I WILL get back to you!
    Oh btw. . … Hey Scammers? I’ll take your Nigerian Bank check. . .. BUT. . … as soon as it clears and I give the FBI your info. . .. YOU GET THE CAR! OK? 🙂

    1. neight428 Avatar
      neight428

      Something tells me that if you brought “BANG BANG Man Toys!” you wouldn’t be the first armed individual that ever showed up at his home wishing to transact business. Also, 465 hp through a crossfire injection setup probably defies the laws of thermodynamics.

      1. dukeisduke Avatar
        dukeisduke

        Cease Fire Injection? Not exactly awesome.

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      Apart from it being a ’79, that is. Corvette was approaching a horsepower nadir at that time. If you live in a place that doesn’t require ruthless originality for emissions purposes, you’ll still have a 350 short block to work with, and can extract decent power from it. Otherwise, you might have to resort to swapping in a much-newer powertrain and all of its electrics and emissions do-dads to add power and remain legal, which adds a lot of not-cheapness to an otherwise cheapish car.

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        Ah, but this is in Moose Jaw, where you could put plates on a squirrel if you convinced someone it passed an SGI safety, so originality is not required or endorsed in this case.

  5. I_Borgward Avatar
    I_Borgward

    Cheap and value, all rolled into one!
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/5096430745.html

  6. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    1990 ragtop, British racing green $4300 ! http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/5071165423.html

  7. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    1989 ragtop, arrest me red …………. $4000 ! http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/5112096129.html

    1. CruisinTime Avatar
      CruisinTime

      You win this round.

  8. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    DANG IT – 1978 Pace car – bonus Muncie 4 speed……………asking $5700 http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/5123837102.html Ok I’m done, beat this one…..

    1. smalleyxb122 Avatar
      smalleyxb122

      I haven’t seen a ’78 Pace Car for a four figure price in probably a decade… Hmm, no claims in the ad of it being a Pace Car, and stated to be a repaint. Pace Car clone? Still a good deal on a 4 speed C3.

      1. Jeepster Avatar
        Jeepster

        Yep, this is not a pace car, it is a silver anniversary edition. Most were twotone silver/charcoal and a few were like this, in the pace car pattern colors. It needs some more attention but still I would hoon the carp out of this…

        1. smalleyxb122 Avatar
          smalleyxb122

          I wouldn’t trust it to be a silver anniversary edition, either. Every ’78 came with 25th anniversary badges. I was always under the impression that the silver anniversary cars were only in the two tone silver/charcoal, but I’m not confident enough to dispute your claim that there were some silver anniversary cars given the pace car’s two-tone.

          1. Jeepster Avatar
            Jeepster

            I believe you, I know very little of Vettes. But smalleyxb122 the real question is, would you fork over $5k for it ??

          2. smalleyxb122 Avatar
            smalleyxb122

            Fortunately, it’s far enough away that I don’t have to make that decision. The decision would be much harder than it should be for what is, empirically, one of the worst Corvettes ever produced. Having been made, myself, in 1978, I’ve always had an affinity for them.

          3. bus plunge Avatar
            bus plunge

            Wikipedia says they were all silver/charcoal? Are you sure? give me five minutes….. and check it again. lol.

          4. Jeepster Avatar
            Jeepster

            shhh…Eckler’s can fix it right up – 1978 Pace Car Factory Decal Kit,
            part #: 25-106824-1,
            Price: $341.99 Kit

    2. neight428 Avatar
      neight428

      I had an ’81 Corvette project that I abandoned, so I’m a bit of an expert when it comes to the pain that these things can cause. Paint looks good, but there is something wrong with the rear suspension. One would hope that was a poorly installed rear spring that is easily remedied, but it makes you wonder what else was “fixed” and how.
      I’d guess it is a mechanical basket case given “timing and carb problems”. It has no radiator shroud, and no nut on the carb air cleaner stud. Stuff like that just screams “half assed bubba project” to me. With a 4-speed, it would be worth looking at, but pull the interior trim to look at the birdcage and get under it and look at the frame; the Plastic Fantastic has a reputation for rusting out something wicked.

    1. neight428 Avatar
      neight428

      Disco aesthetics cranked to 11. You kind of have to be in to that sort of thing.

  9. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    http://images.craigslist.org/00o0o_fSLXzl8y9N7_600x450.jpg
    corvette – $1500 (629 Grant Street Brigdeport c.t.)
    http://newhaven.craigslist.org/cto/5121365446.html
    A sawzall would get you to here:

    1. 0A5599 Avatar
      0A5599

  10. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    Because Race Car:

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/HFAAAOSwMmBVparD/$_27.JPG
    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/edmonton/chevelle/1087465983?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    The flames are a little much, but the whole derelict thing just makes this look bad ass.
    And, yes it does have some fiberglass (fenders, and hood).

  11. neight428 Avatar
    neight428

    http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/5109940167.html
    Black 1990 convertible with a hard top. 6 speed, $6K.
    The clincher:
    http://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_25qCZN41GV8_600x450.jpg

  12. Sean McMillan Avatar
    Sean McMillan

    its partly fiberglass and its based on a chevy
    images.craigslist.org/00505_1s0XHnt09VH_600x450.jpg
    http://columbia.craigslist.org/cto/5074138871.html

  13. AnamDuine Avatar
    AnamDuine

    This XJS V12 is a looker with low miles, but hasn’t been regularly driven since Tony Blair was Prime Minister.
    http://up.craigslist.org/cto/5169277181.html