Craigslist Crapshoot

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
Last week we all went against our better nature and looked for cars with manual transmissions that even WE don’t think should have come with manual transmissions. We’ll row our own winner in just s sec, but first, let’s go camping.
Motor homes are great. In fact being able to cook, sleep, and poop in your own mobile castle is one of life’s great luxuries. After all, if James Franco had the option of cracking a cold PBR in a lawn chair next to his rig at a KOA campground instead of running around in the middle of nowhere he wouldn’t have had to gnaw off his own arm and then they wouldn’t have had to cancel Freaks and Geeks.
The only issue with motor homes is typically their size, which makes maneuvering them, as well as finding a place to park as well as their gas mileage kind of a pain. That’s why this week I want cars and trucks that you could potentially live in, at least for a short period of time, say until your significant other cools down, or the LeMons weekend is over. Sleeping is the biggest concern, but we’ll also want room enough for other gear like cooking and clothing storage.
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Got that? Good, now lets see some unfortunate manual labor.


Oh man, the sight of so many sticks was giddy-making. That is, until it sunk in what all those sticks were stuck on. I took special note of the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith found by Manic_King.  This is very similar to my Father-in-Law’s ’49 Bentley Mark 6, which is also RHD and has a four-speed manual, the lever for which you have to climb over to get behind the wheel as it’s in the door jamb.
The winner however, is a 1978 Ford Econoline with a three speed, found by Potbellyjoe★★★★★ and which has since sold on eBay for a solid $761.99.
 
$_57
I’ll just let I_Borgward explain why this van’s driveline is just so incongruous:

Aaaaagh! The dreaded 3-speed OD stick Econoline! Definitely in the “shouldn’t have a stickshift” category, which I can attest to from having owned one. Unbelievably awful, from the crappy low-grade transmission bearings to the fragile, Tinkertoy-grade mechanical clutch linkage to the balky, ever-jamming shifter. How Ford managed to make a floor shifter that was sloppier, cruder and even more indirect than a column shifter still amazes me. And for all of that joy, it only got about 2 MPG better than an automatic on a good day.
I went through two clutch pedals, two shifters, a junkyard transmission swap and then finally a fully rebuilt transmission before I finally ended the pain and ditched it. The rest of the van was fine, but I just couldn’t take that damned transmission anymore.

I couldn’t have said it better. Congrats, PBJStarfishs, and thanks to you all for the contributions.

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52 responses to “Craigslist Crapshoot”

  1. PotbellyJoe★★★★★ Avatar
    PotbellyJoe★★★★★

    http://images.craigslist.org/00j0j_1n8Hffewm0X_600x450.jpg
    1993 ford Aerostar – $1800 (Hawley)
    http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/4999398423.html
    93 Aerostar rwd 4.0l v6. Runs great no rust except for 1 or 2 spots of surface rust. 7 seater and the back seat folds into a bed new tires, just aligned, recently had all tie rods and lower ball joints done. A few dents and dings. Call or text
    With the seats out, you can fit an actual mattress on the floor. High cieling, low floor and huge openings for the slider and rear door openings mean you can load/unload quickly and easily.
    Also, if you keep the rear bench in and take out the captain chairs, you have a futon to sit/sleep on.
    http://images.craigslist.org/01212_eRST1nMg5Q4_600x450.jpg
    The roof rack on these was pretty stout, so you can carry your roadkill back to the campsite without trashing the interior.

    1. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar
      Age_of_Aerostar

      i’m so happy!

  2. PotbellyJoe★★★★★ Avatar
    PotbellyJoe★★★★★

    http://images.craigslist.org/00000_4s1pw5ooNNt_600x450.jpg
    Hot Dog Truck – $5500
    http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5019784661.html
    Start your own “Dirty Water Dog” business immediately! All you need is location. 1994 1 tonformer school bus with 145,000 miles, diesel, automatic, runs great!!
    Has all equipment to prepare hot dogs, has brand new propane grill/skillet for cheesesteak and/or egg sandwiches asking $5500. Serious inquires only.

    http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_e4PsmBp3aHA_600x450.jpg
    Now I have a few gripes with this listing…
    1. He doesn’t mention that you could easily sleep inside of this truck, hammock optional.
    2. This “Serious inquires only” business. No one making inquiries on this is a serious person.

  3. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    Although the last round’s winning car is so awful to drive, it’s still livable, standard at the cliff.. So I’ll re-nominate the Ford again.
    http://i0.wp.com/hooniverse.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/57.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=720%2C477

  4. Feds_II Avatar
    Feds_II

    I _may_ have dedicated a lot of time in the last few weeks searching for 20′ class C motorhomes. This is a notch smaller still. It really needs a v8 to be desirable, but I suppose that’s easily remedied.
    http://usedcarpics.auto123.com/604VANCOUVERVELOCITY/b6368516.jpg
    http://www.velocitycars.ca/en/used/1991-dodge-falcon-1-yr-wrnty-rv-39-mls/6368516/
    Separate but related, they have a Pajero Evo and a Jimny, and I recently paid off my line of credit.

    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      WHY!!??!! 125hp in that!!! Assuming it is the 3.9L V-6.

      1. CruisinTime Avatar
        CruisinTime

        That old,it might have the 225 slant six.

        1. P161911 Avatar
          P161911

          Nope, by 1991 they had shifted to the 3.9L V-6.

    2. Andrew Pierce Avatar
      Andrew Pierce

      I have a 1991 Roadtrek based on the same chassis with the smaller 318ci V8. Not a whole lot more horsepower than the v6, but far more torque, which is what matters. You aren’t going to win many street races, but it’s nice to be able to drive up hills.

      1. Tomsk Avatar
        Tomsk

        Previa my arse, that’s a gen-u-wine JDM Estima!

  5. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    I’m guessing this ’56 GMC was a school bus in prior life, but it’s still pretty cool
    http://images.craigslist.org/00R0R_2gmmOxaHr81_600x450.jpg
    http://bemidji.craigslist.org/cto/5016408442.html

  6. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    While it isn’t a true camper or even the Blazer Chalet model. I can personally attest to the ability to sleep and cook in a K-5 Blazer. With the back seat removed, there is plenty of room for an air mattress and I have cooked a baked potato under the hood. I always brought a tent when camping, but that was just to store stuff. I slept high, dry and warm in my old Blazer (warm too if there was electricity in the campground, thanks to a small electric heater). The rear seat made a great campfire couch. http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/4970720857.html http://images.craigslist.org/00p0p_aLp7Y7TpDnG_600x450.jpg

    1. William Robinson Avatar
      William Robinson

      I’ll vouch for that my 91 Blazer wasnt the most comfy place to spend the night but it was much better than the ground. My 84 burbank was a much better place to spend the night with room for a double mattress in back and the front two benches for stuff and the pooch it was warm dry and I never woke up sore and stiff. I still miss it.

  7. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    You can start your own mobile pawn shop/gun store! (and live in it)
    http://images.craigslist.org/00X0X_5QP2x7wLR6k_600x450.jpg
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/5019926706.html

    1. Alff Avatar
      Alff

      How to make your RV a candidate for break-ins.

      1. P161911 Avatar
        P161911

        Only if it is unoccupied.

    2. mad_science Avatar

      This seems like the character/shop you have to get new stuff from in a post-apocalyptic video game.
      DUANE: I don’t have any SHOTGUN SHELLS, but do have new INCINDIARY ROUNDS and PIPE BOMBS today. Would you like to buy?
      YOU: [YES] [NO] <—–

      1. mdharrell Avatar

        Bait-and-switch tactics make me so angry I could just… Say, how much for those incendiary rounds, anyway?

  8. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    If this van’s a rockin’….
    Check out the gull wing door conversion. And only $3500! (bike apparently not included)
    http://images.craigslist.org/00000_5vmaYermGHZ_600x450.jpg
    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/5021636117.html

  9. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    1988 Motorhome, currently not running.. “It is good for a portable house or shelter” Take that tiny house people!
    http://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_lscOZUCcDee_600x450.jpg
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/rvs/5020475783.html

    1. William Robinson Avatar
      William Robinson

      When I see these things on the road they always sound like the engine is sucked out… that said the rest does not look to bad. I think I would swap the (depending on which drive train it uses) 454 or 460 out for either a duramax or a cummins. The d-max should fit relitivly easy so would probably be easier But an old 12 valve tuned to 450 hp and 900 ft/lbs will last forever and would be worth the effort.

  10. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Living out of your car gets lonely. Instead, why not purchase a rolling (sort of) condominium development so you can share your vagabond lifestyle with others?
    http://loz.craigslist.org/cto/4994690510.html

    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      I thought you were referring to something like this: http://www.joeswetshack.com/images/586_2011-09-22_12.01.30.jpg
      Used for Carnival workers and the like.
      Until I clicked the link.

  11. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    When you can’t be bothered to go outside to take a picture.
    http://images.craigslist.org/01111_aMWFPn9R6B1_600x450.jpg
    It has already been lived in for 2 years!
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/4973465398.html

  12. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    For living out all your Cousin Eddy fantasies.
    http://images.craigslist.org/00l0l_59Zib68zPED_600x450.jpg
    only $1800 Cheap enough to be sort of tempting.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/rvs/4980614454.html

  13. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    Here’s a dually Sprinter van w/ 379k miles for $10k, and more room than some of these tiny houses.
    http://fargo.craigslist.org/cto/4999759855.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/00D0D_5XjbOfsJmpW_600x450.jpg

  14. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    Work in the oilfield? Like lifted brodozer trucks? Don’t want a house? Boy, do I have a deal for you!

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTMzWDgwMA==/z/mk8AAOSwpDdVGOGP/$_27.JPG

    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/edmonton/2006-gmc-topkick-4×4/1060771832?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    Only $62 000, so act fast!

    1. William Robinson Avatar
      William Robinson

      Looks like it’s been sitting in the field for a while it’s buried. Wonder what engine it has? Could be small or big d-max or 3116 or 3126 cat none of which are great in the medium duty gm line.

  15. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    Okay, so many things with this one:

    1. Are those propane tanks legal?

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/IsoAAOSwBLlVTjZ8/$_27.JPG

    2. “If you thinking the brown spots on the roof etc is rust,it is not it,s just missing paint in those spots.” Okay… So, obviously my personal definition of rust is wrong.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/5RQAAOSwPgxVTjYy/$_27.JPG

    3. It’s $8500. It may be rare, but I doubt it’s worth that much. My neighbour is trying to GIVE me a FREE 1958 GMC Schoolbus, and that one has dual exhaust, and a V8, if I remember correctly.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/z/7mQAAOSwgkRVTjXa/$_27.JPG

    http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/calgary/1958-gmc-camper-bus-super-short-motor-home-rv-very-rare/1070917782?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

    1. William Robinson Avatar
      William Robinson

      If only it was closer to the eastern end of Canada with its possible head gasket issue. Diesel will solve all its problems. Now that’s how an old bus should be, original on the outside current ish on the inside.

  16. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    Perfect for keeping the zombies at bay while living down by the river. An armored car limo! A little pricey at $60k. Not sure if the stretch is armored.
    http://images.craigslist.org/00k0k_gHKtMfg5GLA_600x450.jpg
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/4968995337.html

  17. smalleyxb122 Avatar
    1. longrooffan Avatar
      longrooffan

      Came here for just that reason. Thanks. $8,000 and “all it needs is an interior.” So I am told. Private sale behind a shop in Tampa, Florida.

  18. Tomsk Avatar
    Tomsk

    For just a shade under $8k, you too could sleep where dozens of people rode on the way to the big sleep. Hmmm…sounded more attractive in my head…
    http://images.craigslist.org/00f0f_b3N4XkID2XZ_600x450.jpg
    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ctd/5020659749.html

  19. Please Stand By Avatar
    Please Stand By

    Just have to add hyper jets and stock up on Liquid Schwartz.
    http://images.craigslist.org/00t0t_dpMU7h6U7a2_600x450.jpg
    http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/rvs/4981454717.html

    1. Cameron Vanderhorst Avatar
      Cameron Vanderhorst

      I would just walk around it quoting the Winnebago Man every chance I got.

  20. Krautwursten Avatar
    Krautwursten

    This must be the single wackiest commercially distributed vehicular dwelling solution I’ve ever seen. It’s a camper doohickey with an extra axle that quite literally doggystyles an Opel Astra during travels, and then you can just unhook it and go places in the car whenever needed. And better yet, they somehow managed to fit a shower and toilet in there in addition to a sink and fridge, the car is INCLUDED in the price, and it’s only 4400€ asking. WITH THE CAR. Suddenly I have a strong urge to become an RV person.
    http://suchen.mobile.de/wohnwagen-inserat/heku-opel-astra-heku-car-camp-freystadt/208608838.html?lang=en

    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      Is that the version of the Astra that was sold as the Pontiac LeMans (made by Daewoo) in the states? Reminds me of this.
      Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XL0TysIn0

      1. Krautwursten Avatar
        Krautwursten

        The first gen Astra is in fact the direct successor to the last gen Kadett that was sold as the LeMans in the US. I get the impression it really wasn’t a well regarded car in the US, and I can understand why.

    2. Vairship Avatar